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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    I think I'd be great on the apprentice. I've thought of the perfect way to shorten Sugar's catch phrase. Instead of sacking the contestants we'll blast them out of the torpedo tubes of the Enterprise into a lake of comedy custard.

    FIRE!
    While having a robust stanse?
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    I would most certainly adopt a valiant and august stance when delivering my manly verdict.

    The theme song for the new show will be:

    Beard or No Beard
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    It's awfully quiet in here, has that valiant vixen Maggie Smith taken all the people away?

    I'm too manly to be upset about such things. I shall instead await the next question in an august stance and with a valiant smile.

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    I imagine you have just shouted FIRE!

    What is your opinion on PaulJono's performance yesterday Mr Frakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    I imagine you have just shouted FIRE!

    What is your opinion on PaulJono's performance yesterday Mr Frakes?
    The shout of "Fire" is never far from my lips. Actually that was a photo taken on a particularly difficult day of filming. I, as all true manly men would, responded to adversity by adopting a valiant stance and a defiant smile.

    I have not yet been able to watch the video but the initial feedback seems to be good. I understand he does not do much training and gave a good account of himself.

    To attempt, even if it means defeat, is always manly and therefore he goes with the blessing of Frakes.
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    I am yet to see an adept yet august post by this Maggie Smith character.


    Valiant effort Frakes,
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattchoo View Post
    I am yet to see an adept yet august post by this Maggie Smith character.


    Valiant effort Frakes,
    Thank you,

    Dame Maggie is catering to the ladies of the forum and they don't seem to want to talk to her. Perhaps she is less valiant and august. Her answers less prompt and robust than mine.

    Maybe the ladies should just come to Frakes.

    Wouldn't be the first time.

    Fire.
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    I am too manly to allow Maggie's thread to be bumped above mine.

    With this valiant post, I smite thee!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    How does Frakes feel about Thierry Henry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    How does Frakes feel about Thierry Henry?
    A tough one, you see cheat ends in T.

    So do many of the other words that have been used to describe him.

    That being said, you must always be just and honest and valiant in your gait, even if it means defeat.

    Plus, for a Frenchman not to know what is the French for "Va Va Voom" is unforgivable. Fire.

    (Incidentally, Frakes can valiantly reveal that the French for "Va Va Voom" is "Le Va Va Voom".)
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