Dear Frakes,
When will Maggie fuck off and die? Cant be long for that old coffin dodger.
Her attempts at feminising the forum are sickening.
Dear Frakes,
When will Maggie fuck off and die? Cant be long for that old coffin dodger.
Her attempts at feminising the forum are sickening.
This is not a gif. It is an actual video of Fedor doing infinate press ups.
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Yes, the clock is ticking for old Maggie.Originally Posted by Jak-TapouT-
I don't think she realises that the age of being ladylike is over. The manly era has begun.
I only agree with one of her points. Refinement does end in T and is august.
Combat her by keeping Frakes as your top advice guru.
Gaping Minge?
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Triumphant Twat.
Mr Frakes,
I have to inform you of the way you have changed my day to day vocabulary.
Now any time I hear a word ending in T I must give a valiant shout of either 'triumphant' or 'Fire'.
As an example there is an advert on Absolute Radio at the moment for some boat show. At the end of the advert they ask you to come down to the show and see some 'Robust boats'. At this point I shout 'Fire' across my office and my co workers think I am a bit mental.
Please help.
P.S. Is it a problem that I am clean shaven??
Sledge
I think the problem is entirely down to the fact you're clean-shaven...
If you had a beard and shouted 'Fire', instead of your co-workers thinking you're mental, they would immediately feel the power emanating from your beard, and totally submit to your manly commands....
I also think shouting 'Fire' when you hear anything ending in T is a magnificent response. The effect of course would be magnified immensly if you adopted an august stance as well for maximum effect......
Consider that the problem is not with YOU, it is with THEM!
Who in their right mind would deny a man his valiant shout of "Fire"?
Perhaps there are too many menopausal ladies in your office, perhaps there are men who are not valiant and manly enough to accept your august shout.
In this case, growing a beard would only serve to intimidate them further. To test the waters, try to listen in to the day to day chat of your colleagues. Stand near them and adopt an august stance. If their conversation instantly ceases then they are not manly enough for your presence. If they adopt stances of their own august design and the conversation becomes more manly and invigorating then these are people who could withstand a valiant and august beard.
Embrace the positivity of words ending with T and don't let any flatulent git move you from your valiant stance.
Clearly you are a man who has fully adopted an august stance in his day to day life. You are truly becoming a Professor of Fraksian Psychology. I shall one day award you a PhT.
Thank you Mr. Frakes....
This is an example of an august stance I use in day-to-day life:-
I would greet a receipt of a PhT as truly triumphant...
Last edited by Jogs D; 23-11-2009 at 10:26 AM.
That is truly an august stance and a valiant hat.Thank you Mr. Frakes....
This is an example of an august stance I use in day-to-day life:-
I would greet a receipt of a PhT as truly triumphant...
The beard alone was manly enough.
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