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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

    All I have to say is working beard door.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jogs D View Post
    Thank you Mr. Frakes....

    This is an example of an august stance I use in day-to-day life:-



    I would greet a receipt of a PhT as truly triumphant...
    Now that is without a doubt a triumphant set of headwear and a stance of the most august and valiant kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piratebrido View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

    All I have to say is working beard door.
    I'm sorry but no.... A beard is supposed to excude manliness, command respect and, when combined with an august stance and shouting "FIRE", cause women to cream their knickers... The beard in this video is none of these...

    With this guy, women are gonna piss their pants rather than cream their pants - not the effect a manly beard is supposed to have....

    The beard in this video is an epic fail for me.... What does everyone else think? Yes it's funny - will get a laugh... Manly? No fucking way!

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    Make your own thread called "ask sledge". This is frakes turf!

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    Quote Originally Posted by piratebrido View Post
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081dHOYY6IE

    All I have to say is working beard door.
    This did make me laugh. I must say I enjoy his artistry.

    It's somewhat exaggerated and not a beard that Frakes himself would wear, but I admire his courage in sporting it. I must say, he may be making much out of his beard to compensate for failing manhood elsewhere.

    He did, however, promote the manly cup of tea with aplomb and in a magnificent manner.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Mr Frakes, you my friend have too much time on your "manly" hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by whipping_boy View Post
    Mr Frakes, you my friend have too much time on your "manly" hands
    I have no time on my manly hands.

    One of my hands constantly holds my beard in preparation for my august and valiant stance.

    The other is either holding a cup of tea or the lady of my choosing.

    I hope you are satisfied with my honest and robust response.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    I have no time on my manly hands.

    One of my hands constantly holds my beard in preparation for my august and valiant stance.

    The other is either holding a cup of tea or the lady of my choosing.

    I hope you are satisfied with my honest and robust response.
    Truly Triumphant
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    Frakes checking in for another day of manly and valiant advice.

    I stand before you in an august stance, ready to solve whatever crises you bring before my valiant and manly beard.

    Fire!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    How does Mr Frakes feel about the Jordan/Alex Reid situation?
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