Ask Frakes

[JonathanFrakes]

Come on in for a manly assist!

My advice will never be spent, even though that ends with T.

[Sledge]

Frakes,

What would you consider a manly breakfast (ends in T)?

Something fat (ends in T) like a croissant (ends in T)

Or something healthy (no T) like fruit (ends in T)

I will adopt (T) an august (T) stance and await (T) your manly advice.

[JonathanFrakes]

[Jak-TapouT-]

What was Picard like?

At what point did you realise that you could out-man Worf?

[JonathanFrakes]

What was Picard like?

At what point did you realise that you could out-man Worf?

Jean-Luc was always valiant. He always pulled down his jersey when he stood from his chair and commanded in an august tone.

He often toyed with the idea of a beard but it was agreed that it would make him far too manly to be taken seriously in his role.

I realised early on that I could out-man Worf. He challenged me to a headbutting contest when I arrived on Enterprise, thinking that his serrated dome would give him victory. But I laughed as his ridged napper bounced harmlessly off of my manly beard and sent him sprawling into the turbolift.

It is valiant and puissant to deflect a headbutt.

Needless to say, when I malkied him, he stayed down.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Mr Frakes I am going to Hard Rock Hell 3 later this week and will be dressed as a viking, any recomendations for a truly manly stance to adopt throughout the weekend?

[JonathanFrakes]

Why not end your day of pillaging with a nice cup of tea? A manly and august stance.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Why not end your day of pillaging with a nice cup of tea? A manly and august stance.

Truly manly, would you recomend a particular stance for raping and pillaging?

[JonathanFrakes]

Truly manly, would you recomend a particular stance for raping and pillaging?

Hmm, it is difficult to say as I am incapable of rape. Frakes always has consent and merely orders the women to the position of his choosing by the manly order of "Fire".

I would say for pillaging that you should get your lackeys to do it for you while you stand atop a nearby longboat in an august and valiant stance. I find that standing side on and looking off poetically into the sunset is the most valiant and puissant stance.

[CraigSt.Clair]

Hmm, it is difficult to say as I am incapable of rape. Frakes always has consent and merely orders the women to the position of his choosing by the manly order of "Fire".

I would say for pillaging that you should get your lackeys to do it for you while you stand atop a nearby longboat in an august and valiant stance. I find that standing side on and looking off poetically into the sunset is the most valiant and puissant stance.

Triumphant guidance as always