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    Come on in for a manly assist!

    My advice will never be spent, even though that ends with T.
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    Frakes,

    What would you consider a manly breakfast (ends in T)?

    Something fat (ends in T) like a croissant (ends in T)

    Or something healthy (no T) like fruit (ends in T)

    I will adopt (T) an august (T) stance and await (T) your manly advice.

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    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    What was Picard like?

    At what point did you realise that you could out-man Worf?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jak-TapouT- View Post
    What was Picard like?

    At what point did you realise that you could out-man Worf?
    Jean-Luc was always valiant. He always pulled down his jersey when he stood from his chair and commanded in an august tone.

    He often toyed with the idea of a beard but it was agreed that it would make him far too manly to be taken seriously in his role.

    I realised early on that I could out-man Worf. He challenged me to a headbutting contest when I arrived on Enterprise, thinking that his serrated dome would give him victory. But I laughed as his ridged napper bounced harmlessly off of my manly beard and sent him sprawling into the turbolift.

    It is valiant and puissant to deflect a headbutt.

    Needless to say, when I malkied him, he stayed down.
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    Mr Frakes I am going to Hard Rock Hell 3 later this week and will be dressed as a viking, any recomendations for a truly manly stance to adopt throughout the weekend?
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    Why not end your day of pillaging with a nice cup of tea? A manly and august stance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post


    Why not end your day of pillaging with a nice cup of tea? A manly and august stance.
    Truly manly, would you recomend a particular stance for raping and pillaging?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CraigSt.Clair View Post
    Truly manly, would you recomend a particular stance for raping and pillaging?
    Hmm, it is difficult to say as I am incapable of rape. Frakes always has consent and merely orders the women to the position of his choosing by the manly order of "Fire".

    I would say for pillaging that you should get your lackeys to do it for you while you stand atop a nearby longboat in an august and valiant stance. I find that standing side on and looking off poetically into the sunset is the most valiant and puissant stance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Hmm, it is difficult to say as I am incapable of rape. Frakes always has consent and merely orders the women to the position of his choosing by the manly order of "Fire".

    I would say for pillaging that you should get your lackeys to do it for you while you stand atop a nearby longboat in an august and valiant stance. I find that standing side on and looking off poetically into the sunset is the most valiant and puissant stance.
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