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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalhunter View Post
    Did Troy wax her beard
    I'm afraid not. Neither of them.

    Troy's most odd habit was to make me dress as an ancient Greek soldier and shout "SACK ME! SACK ME MIGHTY AGAMEMNON!" at me.

    Needless to say I sacked Troy several times on my travels.
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    Frakes,

    Firstly let me say how manly your beard is and how much I will try to grow one and emmulate your masculinity.

    However I have been informed by some dirty Vulcan that you have a regular "back, sack and crack" is this true?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    Frakes,

    Firstly let me say how manly your beard is and how much I will try to grow one and emmulate your masculinity.

    However I have been informed by some dirty Vulcan that you have a regular "back, sack and crack" is this true?
    To quote "Bones" McCoy. "Those Vulcans and their infernal logic!"

    I can assure you that all areas of the Frakesform are indeed manly, valiant and puissant.

    If you don't believe me, watch the episode where I devolve into an ape or the one that I go mad and start thinking I'm in a play.

    Manly from top to bottom.

    Thank you again for your kind words. I am sure your beard will be both manly and honourable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    This is a question that has long plagued many gentlemen.

    I would recommend kitting him out in a red Star Fleet uniform and getting him to sit on the edge of the bed leaning forward. The occasional palming of his face may also stimulate manlyness.

    Furthermore, taking up the trombone may unleash his inner Frakes.
    I can see what Troy is thinking.....

    Would Frakes consider the rusty trombone a manly position ?

    Rusty Trombone
    The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

    While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    This is a question that has long plagued many gentlemen.

    I would recommend kitting him out in a red Star Fleet uniform and getting him to sit on the edge of the bed leaning forward. The occasional palming of his face may also stimulate manlyness.

    Furthermore, taking up the trombone may unleash his inner Frakes.

    Just the type of advice I was seeking. how exciting. I'll give his trombone a good rub and hopefully we'll soon be star trekking across the Universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilYHC View Post
    Thunderbirds....WHY?
    The money and merchandising were absolutely cracking.

    Plus, it seemed like quite a manly project and a good way to introduce a new generation of kids to a show I grew up with. I turned out ok right?

    Of course I did.
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    I have a beard; sometimes I have a fairly long, full beard (no moustache though) and other times I go for sideburns and a goatee... which is more manly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    I can see what Troy is thinking.....

    Would Frakes consider the rusty trombone a manly position ?

    Rusty Trombone
    The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

    While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.
    Really? On the Enterprise that particular maneuver was called "The Crusher". I think Beverly has some explaining to do.

    Perhaps it was Wesley!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    I have a beard; sometimes I have a fairly long, full beard (no moustache though) and other times I go for sideburns and a goatee... which is more manly?
    Long and full is the only way. Anything else is only half a beard.

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