Ask Frakes

[JonathanFrakes]

Happy Birthday.

May your day be full of triumphant treats with lovely ladies, while assuming an august stance, drinking a cup of tea, and commanding your lady to FIRE!

My lady is magnificent and always finds time to adopt a pose of utmost lust in my presence. Tonight may be special and she will be told to "Fire!"

[Plastikman]

While "Fire" is certainly a manly phrase, I've always been partial to "Engage" delivered with a forward flick of the index finger.

[sol_dave]

Hi Jonathan

Im a bit down today, tough few months. What do you do on the ship to cheer yourself up?

I havent shaved for 6 weeks I was going to have a shave tonight is that a bad idea or will the prospect of a thicker beard growing back lift my spirits?

[Sledge]

A truly triumphant day.

Have an august and valiant birThday.

[DiamondBeard]

DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady in a vigorous (though tender) carnal onslaught.

[Jak-TapouT-]

Wait a minute. Jonathan Frakes was born on the 8th of June


Have a good one anyway tho

[187 crew]

FRAKES I HAVE A QUESTION FOR Y'ALL, NIGGA.

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUCHE??

187 CREW ON the BLOCK

[JonathanFrakes]

While "Fire" is certainly a manly phrase, I've always been partial to "Engage" delivered with a forward flick of the index finger.

It was also a very manly phrase with a manly pose to accompany it.

Jean Luc was always august.

[JonathanFrakes]

Hi Jonathan

Im a bit down today, tough few months. What do you do on the ship to cheer yourself up?

I havent shaved for 6 weeks I was going to have a shave tonight is that a bad idea or will the prospect of a thicker beard growing back lift my spirits?

I would often relax in my quarters with my trombone and summon Troi before me in a valiant stance before ordering her to climb Mount Frakes using only her pie.

A trim would suffice to thicken your beard. If you need to cheer up try stroking your manly thicket while whispering the word valiant to yourself.

[JonathanFrakes]

DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady in a vigorous (though tender) carnal onslaught.

Do it, and do it with a valiant stance.

She will be so impressed by your manlyness that even her groans of pleasure will end in T.