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    Quote Originally Posted by Jogs D View Post
    Happy Birthday.

    May your day be full of triumphant treats with lovely ladies, while assuming an august stance, drinking a cup of tea, and commanding your lady to FIRE!
    My lady is magnificent and always finds time to adopt a pose of utmost lust in my presence. Tonight may be special and she will be told to "Fire!"
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    While "Fire" is certainly a manly phrase, I've always been partial to "Engage" delivered with a forward flick of the index finger.
    "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson

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    Hi Jonathan

    Im a bit down today, tough few months. What do you do on the ship to cheer yourself up?

    I havent shaved for 6 weeks I was going to have a shave tonight is that a bad idea or will the prospect of a thicker beard growing back lift my spirits?

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    A truly triumphant day.

    Have an august and valiant birThday.

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    DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady in a vigorous (though tender) carnal onslaught.

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    Wait a minute. Jonathan Frakes was born on the 8th of June


    Have a good one anyway tho
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    FRAKES I HAVE A QUESTION FOR Y'ALL, NIGGA.

    WHY ARE YOU SUCH A DOUCHE??

    187 CREW ON the BLOCK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plastikman View Post
    While "Fire" is certainly a manly phrase, I've always been partial to "Engage" delivered with a forward flick of the index finger.
    It was also a very manly phrase with a manly pose to accompany it.

    Jean Luc was always august.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sol_dave View Post
    Hi Jonathan

    Im a bit down today, tough few months. What do you do on the ship to cheer yourself up?

    I havent shaved for 6 weeks I was going to have a shave tonight is that a bad idea or will the prospect of a thicker beard growing back lift my spirits?
    I would often relax in my quarters with my trombone and summon Troi before me in a valiant stance before ordering her to climb Mount Frakes using only her pie.

    A trim would suffice to thicken your beard. If you need to cheer up try stroking your manly thicket while whispering the word valiant to yourself.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondBeard View Post
    DiamondBeard shall raise a glass of stout here in the States in your honor. I invite my countrymen to meet me at The Blue Tusk, where we will sing salty and robust songs. Later, I will engage my lady in a vigorous (though tender) carnal onslaught.
    Do it, and do it with a valiant stance.

    She will be so impressed by your manlyness that even her groans of pleasure will end in T.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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