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    Quote Originally Posted by NoHonorInShaving View Post
    Mr. Frakes, I have 3 questions, each requiring a robust answer.

    1. If Picard has no hair, does not wear a beard and has no T's in his name, why is he held in such high regard?

    2. If Miles O'Brien grew a beard, and it was thus combined with his Luck o' the Irish, would he become the most powerful personality on the Enterprise?

    3. While you're directing on the set (e.g., of such blockbusters as Clockstoppers, Thunderbirds and that one episode of the Twilight Zone that you did about 7 years ago), who gets coffee for The Beard? There can be no honor in acquisition of coffee oneself.
    1. Patrick Stewart ends in T, I think you'll find.

    2. If Miles O'Brien grew a beard he would look like a man with a very hairy potato on his shoulders. However, he would be exceptionally manly as he knows how to fix things. He has never given the manly order of "FIRE" but he has given the slightly less manly order of "Energise".

    3. Frakes needs no coffee, the Beard keeps me awake with gentle prods to my face. I am a drinker of tea which is a very manly and valiant drink.

    Earlier in the thread you will find recommendations for the most august blend.
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    Hello everyone,

    Any enquiries for Frakes or any requests for moderation?

    I'm open to all, cross my beard with silver and say "There's no word like valiant" and you shall have your answer.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Frakes...a festive question for you.

    what shall i get my mum for christmas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurricane View Post
    Frakes...a festive question for you.

    what shall i get my mum for christmas?
    A just and valiant question.

    Firstly, congratulations for being triumphant in your last fight.

    My initial suggestion would be to re-grow your puissant and manly beard, this would make your mother very proud to have such a valiant and august son.

    Other suggestions would include:


    A lovely hat


    The Buddy Christ


    Perhaps a nice Frakes t-shirt?
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    Would you consider 'Abduct' to be a manly word Mr Frakes ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    Would you consider 'Abduct' to be a manly word Mr Frakes ?
    It is a very manly word, and made much easier by the use of transporter technology.

    Energise!
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    Frakes, what is your view on the Rage Against The Machine for Christmas no#1? Personally it would give me great delighT to see you intervene with valient effort purchasing over a thousand copies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mattchoo View Post
    Frakes, what is your view on the Rage Against The Machine for Christmas no#1? Personally it would give me great delighT to see you intervene with valient effort purchasing over a thousand copies.
    I think this is a valiant campaign and I have already made some efforT to supporT iT.

    It is made doubly manly by the album cover of the record it's on containing a picture of a man on "FIRE!"
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    Mr Frakes

    should they legalise?

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    I am about to order a Frakes T-ShirT for all my female relatives.

    Valiant!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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