Ask Frakes

[Grake]

I am about to order a Frakes T-ShirT for all my female relatives.

Valiant!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

they might also like one of these

[JonathanFrakes]

Mr Frakes

should they legalise?

Ya mon!

[JonathanFrakes]

I am about to order a Frakes T-ShirT for all my female relatives.

Valiant!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I was going to buy one to wear to the gym but I think that would make me too august and valiant and lead to the rest of the guys having low self esteem.

[JonathanFrakes]

they might also like one of these

The Frakes action figure is a must for any young lady.

It is a magnificent gift which will prepare them to fancy real men, not greasy haired boy band types.

[hurricane]

thank you for your august advice mr frakes.

i can you to the shops now feeling most triumphant

i like the hat

[JonathanFrakes]

thank you for your august advice mr frakes.

i can you to the shops now feeling most triumphant

i like the hat

I'm sure your mum would look magnificent while wearing it.

May your day lead you to buy the perfect gift and possibly some sort of beard related product.

[DiamondBeard]

Who would win a battle between Frakes and Santa Claus? I almost always bet on Frakes, but ... Santa's beard is ass-kickingly valiant. Plus, he's got a full squad of elves.

[JonathanFrakes]

Let me show you through the medium of pictures.



Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!



First Officer's Log. Log? I think I'll change it to be called the Manly Memoir, that sounds more manly. Hmmmm. There's an unidentified beard orbiting the planet below, Captain, your orders?



FUCK IT UP!



....Fire.

FIN

[Sledge]

Frakes,

Could you tell us what is the most manly brand of MMA clothing.

I have a good idea but just need it confirmed by your triumphant self.

[JonathanFrakes]

Frakes,

Could you tell us what is the most manly brand of MMA clothing.

I have a good idea but just need it confirmed by your triumphant self.

Frakes always prefers Tapout and has among the loudest shorts in the gym.