thank you for your august advice mr frakes.
i can you to the shops now feeling most triumphant
i like the hat
Who would win a battle between Frakes and Santa Claus? I almost always bet on Frakes, but ... Santa's beard is ass-kickingly valiant. Plus, he's got a full squad of elves.
Let me show you through the medium of pictures.
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!
First Officer's Log. Log? I think I'll change it to be called the Manly Memoir, that sounds more manly. Hmmmm. There's an unidentified beard orbiting the planet below, Captain, your orders?
FUCK IT UP!
Could you tell us what is the most manly brand of MMA clothing.
I have a good idea but just need it confirmed by your triumphant self.
I'm no gynecologist but I know a cunt when I see one.