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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    I am about to order a Frakes T-ShirT for all my female relatives.

    Valiant!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    they might also like one of these

    Last edited by Grake; 15-12-2009 at 04:44 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sol_dave View Post
    Mr Frakes

    should they legalise?
    Ya mon!

    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    I am about to order a Frakes T-ShirT for all my female relatives.

    Valiant!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    I was going to buy one to wear to the gym but I think that would make me too august and valiant and lead to the rest of the guys having low self esteem.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grake View Post
    they might also like one of these

    The Frakes action figure is a must for any young lady.

    It is a magnificent gift which will prepare them to fancy real men, not greasy haired boy band types.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    thank you for your august advice mr frakes.

    i can you to the shops now feeling most triumphant

    i like the hat

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    Quote Originally Posted by hurricane View Post
    thank you for your august advice mr frakes.

    i can you to the shops now feeling most triumphant

    i like the hat
    I'm sure your mum would look magnificent while wearing it.

    May your day lead you to buy the perfect gift and possibly some sort of beard related product.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Who would win a battle between Frakes and Santa Claus? I almost always bet on Frakes, but ... Santa's beard is ass-kickingly valiant. Plus, he's got a full squad of elves.

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    Let me show you through the medium of pictures.



    Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas!



    First Officer's Log. Log? I think I'll change it to be called the Manly Memoir, that sounds more manly. Hmmmm. There's an unidentified beard orbiting the planet below, Captain, your orders?



    FUCK IT UP!



    ....Fire.

    FIN
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    Frakes,

    Could you tell us what is the most manly brand of MMA clothing.

    I have a good idea but just need it confirmed by your triumphant self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    Frakes,

    Could you tell us what is the most manly brand of MMA clothing.

    I have a good idea but just need it confirmed by your triumphant self.
    Frakes always prefers Tapout and has among the loudest shorts in the gym.
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