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    TapouT are indeed my manly choice.

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    Tapout are an excellent maker of t-shirt and short.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    i see Brock is now wearing a beard


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    Frakes, a question in light of another thread,

    is it manly to penetrate my good lady with a rubber cock?,

    or should i only be trying to satisfy her with my own appendage?

    Thanks in advance

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    what more can be done to make rage number one for xmas will his valiant beard be enough???

    wax on wax off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grake View Post
    Frakes, a question in light of another thread,

    is it manly to penetrate my good lady with a rubber cock?,

    or should i only be trying to satisfy her with my own appendage?

    Thanks in advance
    Satisfying your lady is manly, in whatever means she prefers to be satisfied. It will prepare her to respond to your valiant shout of "FIRE".

    It would be far less manly to leave her unsatisfied and thus become a lonely hermit.

    But hermit ends in T.

    I shall ponder this...
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thixty View Post
    what more can be done to make rage number one for xmas will his valiant beard be enough???

    Their gait is just and valiant, their stance when performing is august and magnificent.

    It was only destiny that they would be triumphant over a man with no T's remotely near his life.
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    As the festive day of Christmas approaches, Frakes would like to ask his friends on here what they believe to be the most valiant gifts?

    I will then be able to make my august list.
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    I believe a new beard trimmer to be an august gift

    http://www.facebook.com/craig.st.clair666 ME


    "That was how i got my first soapy titwank!
    Listening is cool and shit." BlackdogMMA

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    Ah, a Remington. That name oozes sophistication.

    A little known fact that the famous shaving products company used to be called "Gilet" until I politely reminded them that nothing that removes a beard should have a name ending in T.

    They made it a more womanly Gilette to compensate.

    Beard trimmer going on the manly christmas list.
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