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    Fakes will you be" lashing the Just For Men" on to your grey beard.
    They guy who invented Burpees , is a secret child molester

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    Quote Originally Posted by illegalhunter View Post
    Fakes will you be" lashing the Just For Men" on to your grey beard.
    My beard shall remain natural and unaltered, to attempt to hide its true colour would not be manly.

    It shall improve with age and become vintage manlyness.
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    Awesome thread....

    As a true connioseur of beards and general manliess, you must be well aware of the Sikh warriors... Anyone who knows their history will know that they were/are hard bastards who took sh*t from no-one... Also they had long, long, flowing masculine beards:-

    http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist...aits/banda.jpg

    http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist...its/nkapur.jpg

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ang_Singhs.jpg

    If only you'd met these dudes whilst on your travels.... The Borg wouldn't have stood a chance Or perhaps you did meet them....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jogs D View Post
    Awesome thread....

    As a true connioseur of beards and general manliess, you must be well aware of the Sikh warriors... Anyone who knows their history will know that they were/are hard bastards who took sh*t from no-one... Also they had long, long, flowing masculine beards:-

    http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist...aits/banda.jpg

    http://www.sikh-history.com/sikhhist...its/nkapur.jpg

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ang_Singhs.jpg

    If only you'd met these dudes whilst on your travels.... The Borg wouldn't have stood a chance Or perhaps you did meet them....?
    Oddly enough, I am well aware of the manly beards promoted within Sikhism. I believe it is also law that they must carry a sword at all times. It doesn't get much more manly than that.

    I believe it is written in the Guru Granth Sahib that they may not cut or colour their beards.

    Sikhs, manly.
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    You have quite a short beard, is size important?
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    Much of what makes a beard manly depends on the face. Some men suit huge beards and smaller ones are not manly. However, some men, such as myself, are perfectly manly with a more trimmed and styled beard.

    I would say that for men of a more toned frame, a short beard, such as mine, would be correct and appropriate. For the larger gent, the larger beard is the more manly.
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    so manliness is not equal to length?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeyL View Post
    so manliness is not equal to length?
    Not at all. The most manly beards are the ones that complement your features and enhance your valiant stance.

    For a test, while looking in a mirror, try leaning forward and saying "Fire". If you jizz in your pants then the beard is truly manly.
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    Do you have a style chart?
    Your techniques for taming an unruly one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Not at all. The most manly beards are the ones that complement your features and enhance your valiant stance.

    For a test, while looking in a mirror, try leaning forward and saying "Fire". If you jizz in your pants then the beard is truly manly.
    THAT WORKS. I AM A MAN!
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