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    Promt yet august advice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hfa/boxing View Post
    Festive bakes rock they are the breakfast of champions. i also love tarts
    Indeed, and you'll note that breakfast ends with T making it one of the most manly meals of the day.

    Referring to dinner as "Tea" also makes you manly.
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    http://www.cagewarriors.com/forums/s...t=47964&page=2

    How do you rate the beard Mr Frakes?

    It is only in the early stages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
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    How do you rate the beard Mr Frakes?

    It is only in the early stages.
    It is a valiant attempt and it will, I'm sure, make you feel quite august already.

    You still have a bit of growing to do before you cultivate a robust, almost Fraksian beard.
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    It is only 8/9 days growth.

    I have no shows till the 5/2 so I am sure thet by this time I will be able to have a confidenT stance while shouting

    "FIRE"

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    Afternoon Mr Frakes,

    Another testing question for you Sir ....I seek your manly advice on another challenge in the world of Bateman

    I have been looking at Home Security and and decided that a professionally installed Home Alarm System is a complete waste of my hard earned money as I have to leave it at my current abode if I decide to move.

    What would be the best deterrent to a Burglar and also help on my pocket ?

    a) A tank of Piranha fish

    b) a small barking dog with a leather collar

    c) a camp homosexual dancing to 'smooth' fm in my Kitchen

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    You need to buy a baseball baT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    Afternoon Mr Frakes,

    Another testing question for you Sir ....I seek your manly advice on another challenge in the world of Bateman

    I have been looking at Home Security and and decided that a professionally installed Home Alarm System is a complete waste of my hard earned money as I have to leave it at my current abode if I decide to move.

    What would be the best deterrent to a Burglar and also help on my pocket ?

    a) A tank of Piranha fish

    b) a small barking dog with a leather collar

    c) a camp homosexual dancing to 'smooth' fm in my Kitchen
    Let's consider:

    a) The positioning of this would be a key factor and would probably be very expensive. It would be a pain to move if you left the house. And it could be fatal if you forgot where it was.

    On the plus side it does have the Blofeld factor.

    b) Many have tried this method and still crime prospers even today.

    c) This would attract ex-cons who have already experienced the dropped soap in the shower treatment to raid your fridge.

    No, I don't think any of these are good enough.

    I never had this problem as I made my home in space and just blew up people who tried to break in after a manly cry of "Fire".

    I am willing to provide you with a manly security system however.



    Your very own security Klingon!

    They're very easy to maintain, just give them live worms from the garden to eat and possibly arrange some kind of sound proof area for them to sleep in. Otherwise they are used to Spartan conditions. The less comfortable the better.

    Plus, they are cheap, just convince them that there is great honour in defending your homestead.

    Next time you are faced with a burglar in your house, you can adopt a valiant and august stance and with a Frakes-esque point decree "Fire" and watch as the blighters go down in a hail of bat'leths and disruptor fire.
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    Good choice, a Klingon is rather scary !

    Thanks again Jonathan

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    Anytime you need valiant, puissant, august, magnificent, triumphant or robust advice....

    Ask Frakes!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

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