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    After an enforced winter shutdown, Frakes is back at the speed of warp and sitting in his own august style in the manly councillor's chair. Who's first to approach my valiant seat and request my counsel?
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Frakes, I have a dilemma. Training or pussy?

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    Combine the two by having a vigorous yet valiant shag while listening to "Training Montage" by Vince DiCola.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Combine the two by having a vigorous yet valiant shag while listening to "Training Montage" by Vince DiCola.
    By jove I think that's it!

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    Many of life's problems can be solved by listening to "Training Montage" by Vince DiCola. Even Rocky grew a beard at the sound of it.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Question cancelled ...
    Last edited by Eric Morecambe; 12-02-2011 at 10:33 PM.
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
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    That is unfortunate. Unfortunate doesn't end with T, although it sounds like it does. The crafty bugger.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    What is the most manly pet a man can own? My wife wants us to get a cat, and even though it ends in T, I feel cats are not manly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiamondBeard View Post
    What is the most manly pet a man can own? My wife wants us to get a cat, and even though it ends in T, I feel cats are not manly.
    The ancient Egyptians thought Cats were quite brillianT. AncienT ends with T and lends weighT to their statemenT.

    There are so many choices for a manly peT.

    CaT
    FerreT
    SerpenT
    ParroT
    MarmoseT

    These are just some of the manly animals. For you, with such a valianT name as "DiamondBeard", I feel that only one thing could be manly enough to sit proudly within your house and defend your doors against burglars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
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    I thought I'd sorted out the "squeek" in my Magnum Boots L/H side . Its back!!
    My short hairy legged mate keeps laughing at me .
    Suggestions please
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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