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    Hmm, a thorny problem indeed. As short and hairy legged as this friend may be, hairy legs do not constitute a beard. Perhaps you should shave his legs using FIRE! This would certainly stop any laughter. Remind him that true laughter only comes from behind a manly beard.

    As for booT repair, I am afraid that cobbler does not end with T and so this skill has not been pursued by Frakes. I would suggesT that it has something to do with the soles. I would consider returning them, booT ends with T and sits atop a manly fooT. Squeaking is not manly, it's more mousely. Demand a refund!
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    Frakes, is it better to have a crap beard than no beard at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neil_D View Post
    Frakes, is it better to have a crap beard than no beard at all?
    A valianT and jusT question.

    A beard starts off as an infanT. Yes, these infanT beards can be crap. But they will eventually grow. Grow into a garden of manly delight that will be enjoyed by all when it matures into a manly adulT. There is no law of science that allows a beard to be instantly stunning upon entering the world. Would you criticise a newborn baby for being ugly? Perhaps some of us would, but that baby would later grow to become large and manly and would weild all of its manly power despite our previous criticisms.

    To criticise someone's beard, however crap it is, is to criticise the concepT of the beard. This would not be manly.
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    Hello Everybody...!!!!!

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    Fire??????
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    Is it true that you had a special guest role in this animated series?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Leg...Prince_Valiant

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuffy View Post
    Is it true that you had a special guest role in this animated series?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Leg...Prince_Valiant
    No, I'm afraid not. Although I believe that the series was loosely based on my pre-Enterprise exploits. In fact, Star Trek alumnus Wil Wheaton featured as a recurring character in the series.

    This valianT Frakes facT was brought to you by Frakes. Let Frakes be your manly informanT.
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    Frakes, should a man follow his heart or his penis? Now I'm aware that hearT ends in T, so for the sake of fairness I will rephrase it to "hearT or shafT?"

    Now, what say you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HomerPlata View Post
    Frakes, should a man follow his heart or his penis? Now I'm aware that hearT ends in T, so for the sake of fairness I will rephrase it to "hearT or shafT?"

    Now, what say you?
    HearT and shafT end with T. Only when the needs of each manly objecT align is your decision correcT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    HearT and shafT end with T. Only when the needs of each manly objecT align is your decision correcT.
    Thank you Frakes. A wise and noble judgemenT.
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