Ask Frakes

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

Would you criticise a newborn baby for being ugly? Perhaps some of us would, but that baby would later grow to become large and manly and would weild all of its manly power despite our previous criticisms.

hahahah like that

[JonathanFrakes]

hahahah like that

And I like that your post ends with T, like all manly posts musT.

[CraigSt.Clair]

A Question for the bearded one.

My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?

[JonathanFrakes]

A Question for the bearded one.

My beard is growing quite long, I am pleased by this, however it curls at the end, any tips opn how to fix this Valliant Moderat?

Curls need not be unsightly or problematic. A manly sea of curls can leave your beard feeling buoyanT and somewhat like a bouffanT. This is manly and augusT. If you deem it unsightly and unmanly, you must endeavour to maintain your bread to the length at which it is straighT.

Fear not as you watch greath lengths of manly hair fall from your face, you can perhaps utilise it to create a realistic beard replacemenT for someone too young or perhaps too feminine to experience a true manly beard. This is a greaT gifT and appropriate for any occasion.

I hope this has allowed you to correcT your augusT beard to the point that you can now enjoy it to the full.

FIRE!!!!

Frakes

[HomerPlata]

Frakes. Tea or Coffee?

[BlueRabbit]

Frakes. Tea or Coffee?

Surely T?

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[JonathanFrakes]

Surely T?

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It depends entirely on the situation

A manly meal always ends with Tea. Don't drink it during, always at the end.

During a meal, I prefer the juice of a manly fruiT. I have also been known to sample the milk of the coconuT. This is particularly manly as it is a bearded nuT.

With this advice you can now selecT only the most manly of beverages to quench your puissanT thirsT.

[HomerPlata]

It depends entirely on the situation

A manly meal always ends with Tea. Don't drink it during, always at the end.

During a meal, I prefer the juice of a manly fruiT. I have also been known to sample the milk of the coconuT. This is particularly manly as it is a bearded nuT.

With this advice you can now selecT only the most manly of beverages to quench your puissanT thirsT.

I see no evidence of Coffee drinking here. Excellent.

[JonathanFrakes]

I see no evidence of Coffee drinking here. Excellent.

ExcellenT is among the words which have been used to describe Frakes and his augusT beard.

I have written a poem about it.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
My beard alone
is more valiant than you

[BlueRabbit]

What's worse- Fisting a Great Dane or fingering a kitten?