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    A fisT is manly, a finger is only a componenT of a manly fisT.

    In that sense, fingering a kitten is worse. Especially as one day that kitten will be a manly CaT and will remove your face for your unwanted sexual advances.
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    What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it to death?

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    Mr Frakes .... A post by Mr Dan

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    This Eric Morcambe's a fucking forum legend, just like Mr. Frakes...whom I suspect to actually be the same person; so let's theorise who it is;
    Cup of Tea, Mr Frakes ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by renzotiger View Post
    What colour does a smurf turn when you choke it to death?
    All I know is, a true manly man turns VioleT. This can be confirmed using a manly colour charT. If smurfs don't turn that colour then they are not manly and as such can bolT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
    Mr Frakes .... A post by Mr Dan



    Cup of Tea, Mr Frakes ???
    Why thank you Mr Morcambe, a manly way to end any posT is with a cup of tea. I believe I shall join you.
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    what is most august in life?

    au·gust (ô-gst)
    adj.
    1. Inspiring awe or admiration; majestic: the august presence of the monarch.
    2. Venerable for reasons of age or high rank.
    what is most just?

    just 1 (jst)
    adj.
    1. Honorable and fair in one's dealings and actions: a just ruler.
    2. Consistent with what is morally right; righteous: a just cause.
    3. Properly due or merited: just deserts.
    4. Law Valid within the law; lawful: just claims.
    5. Suitable or proper in nature; fitting: a just touch of solemnity.
    6. Based on fact or sound reason; well-founded: a just appraisal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    what is most august in life?



    what is most just?
    Most augusT from your selections would be number 1 without question. I like to make people say "AWE" as I walk past. And not "Awwwwwwww" as you would say as a puppy appeared. I demand AWE!

    Most jusT would be number 1 also. But really it depends on the contexT which is manly to consider.

    What is besT in life however?

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women!
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    Frakes, what would the world be like if it was ruled by kangaroos?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan_Court View Post
    Frakes, what would the world be like if it was ruled by kangaroos?
    It is worth noting that governmenT ends with T. Therefore, the governmenT should be manly, not kangarooy. I would guess that such an arrangement would leave us all hopping around aimlessly with wailing children strapped to our heaving chests as we stumble from one calamity to the next.

    Hold on a second........

    THE GOVERNMENT ARE KANGAROOS!
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    If the Earth was square, would it still go round?
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