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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    you know it, you can expect a seriously low quality walk out shirt and a second hand pair of MMA gloves and a 'skeletor' face mask.

    You know what you got to do in the first round...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    Lou, you seem to think this promotion is a joke? First hairpulling and scratching and now the KKK.

    KAGEFIGHTIN' will do it's best to encourage a diverse ethnic mix of fighters and the only people we will discriminate against are fighters who don't come to brawl.
    I thought long and hard on those suggestions

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    would it be open to pro fighters only, or could potential fighters demonstrate there skills via YouTube?

    I would also advise that the commentators/MC's be more in line with the customer base. i.e. Courtney, Pretty Boy Shaw, etc

    Security could be an issue though

    Good luck with this

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    Ok, I can now EXCLUSIVELY reveal that...





















    ...later on today I will make an announcement regarding the KAGE GIRLZ!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    Ok, I can now EXCLUSIVELY reveal that...





















    ...later on today I will make an announcement regarding the KAGE GIRLZ!!!

    I predict these young lovelys will be the girlz for your new concept......

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    Thanks, coffee al over my monitor now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rob T View Post
    Ok, I can now EXCLUSIVELY reveal that...





















    ...later on today I will make an announcement regarding the KAGE GIRLZ!!!
    Baby oil, bikini's, scratching, hair pulling, name calling, biting, breast punching, slapping etc please....
    ''All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice''

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    I have approached those gentleman, but as warriors not cross-dressing ring girls. I guarantee the KAGE GIRLZ announcement will be the best thing in MMA ring girls since Amber Miller.


    EDIT: Damn, I should have said Roger Huerta!!! That would have been funnier.
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    Mr Rob T.

    I would also like to enter the kage (and fight). I have spent literally HOURS watching youtube videos and I believe that I am now at least a purple belt in UFC. My level of athleticism is considerable; I just pumped out nearly a dozen push-ups (the ones where your knees stay on the ground).
    I recently signed a lucrative sponsorship deal with Cesar dog food. Perhaps they could be official sponsors of your show? I know that they are looking to increase their advertizing as they have a new turkey giblet flavour on the way and the exposure that your show will generate is considerable within their target demographic.
    I have a slick, entertaining style of hitting people. With each punch thrown I yell 'bombs away!' and upon impact I made a loud 'BOOM' noise. I feel that my showmanship is exactly what your show needs to get the hardcore fans on board.
    Today on the bus I stared out two lads. I consider these to be moral victories and I therefore have a record of 2-0.

    Kind regards,

    'The Ferreter'

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlueRabbit View Post
    I consider these to be moral victories and I therefore have a record of 2-0.
    LMAO. That is funny.

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