You’re willing to do anything? Here’s a serious suggestion. You should go to beauty school and get into cosmetology. I know a few people who do it here in the states and make a very respectable living. Not wealthy, but higher on the tax bracket upper middle class. It may seem a little gay, but think about the benefits. My friends who work at salons do well financially. You would get to hold hands with ladies all day while you’re doing their nails, and you get to see what they look like without make-up when they come in for a make over. Plus you can schedule appointments, so you work when you want to and more if you want to make extra. Most women tend to tip for beauty much higher than the standard 15% for restaurant servers, so on top of your paycheck you’ll also have cash everyday. You should work at a beauty salon!