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    Can't find that other trolling thread.

    Bit bored today, so thought I'd harass some innocent people just trying to do their job.

    David Haye Banana KO:

    18:59:46 Richard L has joined this session!
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    18:59:46 Hi Jim, my name's Richard. How can I help you today?
    19:00:21 Hello, I was wondering what odds I could get for the Haye/Valuev fight
    19:01:12 all prices can be found on our site under boxing
    19:01:23 I know its quite a general thing, but i need a specific request
    19:01:39 ok, what is your request
    19:02:12 what odds would you give for a man dressed as a gorilla jumping into the ring in round 4 and knocking david haye out with a giant banana?
    19:02:29 a million to one
    19:02:32 my mates bet me to do it, I thought Id make some cash doing it
    19:03:00 is your mate gonna be dressed as the gorilla?
    19:03:47 My mate will likely be dressed as another form of primeape, I shall be the only 1 in a gorilla suit
    19:04:53 i see, and will he be able to knock him out cos i recon haye will be able to take quite a lot to get knocked out
    19:05:25 ok, hang on ill go ask our boxing compiler and see if he is willing to quote you a price
    19:05:34 2 mins please
    19:05:43 Haye's chin isnt the best, and the giant bannana will be filled with concrete
    19:06:46 And if the banana fails, we have an assortment of other fruits to knock Haye out with
    19:08:08 ha ha, you should take a sledge hammar and discuses it as a giant banana, that might work
    19:08:57 our boxing compiler is not in tonight so unable to get you a price, if you get back to us tomorrow he should be in then and hopefully he might quote you one
    19:09:35 Ah well. the star will probably buy my story for millions anyway, they buy everything else
    19:10:16 me knocking out a pro boxer with a banana or katie price's fella in a dress..........which 1 would you rather read?
    19:12:39 why not go for the double and do both, now that would sell stories, lol
    19:14:07 I just dont think you understand it, this is a SERIOUS political message Im trying to make
    19:15:54 ok, sorry, but i think for sky bet to quote you a price would be unacceptable and we would be wrong for us to encourage the disruption of a sporting event
    19:18:30 plus it would be detrimental towards our company as the fight would be stopped, all bets would have to be made void and we would loose alot of money
    19:19:13 My bet wouldnt be void though
    19:19:17 so thats a plus
    19:20:05 all bets on the match would be and as i have said we would not allow such a bet to be placed with our company that would promote the disruption of a sporting event
    19:21:17 good job im joking then?
    19:21:56 Yea, Im not actually gonna ko Haye
    19:22:17 I see Valuev and his good chin as a better test, so any odds for that?
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    This is fucking epic!
    This is not a gif. It is an actual video of Fedor doing infinate press ups.
    3-0-0

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    you most probably made this up, still quite funny i guess..

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    Why would I make this up? heres the site, theyre easy to troll. http://skybet.ehosts.net/netagent/ci...6-9F7D8BE1A0AF
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    21:54:06 Hi Johnny Doogles, my name's Mark. How can I help you today?
    21:54:33 do you guys do bets on that UFC cage fighting malarkey?
    21:54:56 I will just have a look for you
    21:55:15 thanks marcus
    21:55:46 We have got a few fights priced up yes
    21:56:26 im actually asking for a friend who doesnt have access to the internet
    21:56:41 i dont know of the fighters myself
    21:57:10 ok, if he calls 08000 724 221 he can place bets with us via the telephone
    21:57:16 is that keith hackney or hulk hogan fighting?
    21:57:46 no
    21:57:58 bruce lee?
    21:58:01 very funny however
    21:58:06 no
    21:58:17 funny, im sorry i dont get the joke..
    21:58:36 No me neither
    21:58:40 would you kindly list the fights you have 'priced up' then please mike?
    21:58:57 its Mark and yes I shall
    21:59:34 my mistake, sorry mac
    22:00:47 Bisping, Lesner, Fitch, Florian, Couture, and Penn are the fighters we have priced up. Your spelling does need to improve though Mark is spelt M A R K
    22:02:23 sorry i failed my gcse in english, its a very sensitive subject martin, so please be careful what you say, i may find it offensive... anyway who is florian fighting?
    22:02:49 is it that brett hart fella?
    22:03:17 Guida, you seem to be fine spelling every other word, very weird
    22:04:28 i failed gcse english, but passed it in A levels i just have short term memory loss matthew
    22:04:46 is guida that wild man that looks like tarzan on steroids?
    22:04:52 That would explain it then
    22:05:23 Don't follow ufc so i would not know
    22:06:29 it would kind of help if you did, i mean it should be in your contract to know.. what do you follow then marius, bowls?
    22:07:43 Well I am afraid I don't so sorry, is there anything else?
    22:10:26 yes there is, i called the number provided and i must say, the answer i got was very offensive, i quote "no you cant bet on that, and anyway a polar bear wouldnt be able to kill a great white shark because the shark will be too fast and has a stronger bite, you silly bollocks"
    22:10:55 ok
    22:11:04 have a nice night
    22:11:20 can i have the name of the man who answers to that number please manfred?
    22:11:54 It could be anyone in the call centre
    22:12:04 Your very good with names
    22:12:43 a male, with a gruff voice, sounds of puerto rican descent, do you know him malcom?
    22:12:53 no
    22:13:09 Malcolm also has two l's
    22:13:24 not the way i spell it marvin
    22:14:43 ok then
    22:15:05 anywho manuel, must dash
    22:15:14 nice speaking to you
    22:15:29 very nice talking to you, WAR HARDY!!!
    22:15:44 goodnight mackenzie
    22:15:55 night

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    Lmaooo Epic!

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    Haha everyone go on now and terror mark H he is a loserrr!

    22:57:49 Mark R has joined this session!
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    22:57:49 Hi Irlene Dover, my name's Mark. How can I help you today?
    22:58:37 Can you give me odds of one of the ring girls getting her baps out at ufc 105 please
    22:58:59 We don't do markets like that I am afraid
    22:59:16 oh okay what markets do you do?
    23:00:14 Many however if you want prices on certain events then you need to speak to our call centre on 08000 724 221 between 9-5
    23:00:35 Which event will you be at?
    23:00:59 none sorry
    23:01:39 oh okay mac, can i have some odds on ufc 105 please?
    23:02:24 Its mark and if you call 08000 724 221 someone will be happy to quote you the prices we have for ufc
    23:03:41 No need to get your knickers in a twist now is there. Which men are fighting? I cant believe i'm on a betting chat where you can't get odds
    23:04:29 like I said call and ask for Mark and all be happy to speak to you about them
    23:05:15 but its after 5. Dont get stroppy with me Markey Mark
    23:05:49 I'm not getting stroppy, you can call up until 12
    23:06:24 isnt 08000 expensive sky always rip people off for tv and calls so maybe betting too.
    23:06:59 Thats your opinion all I can do is give you guidance
    23:07:32 Can you give me guidance on ufc 105 odds on the ring girls getting their baps out then please
    23:07:55 Have a nice night
    23:08:22 I am doing. Enjoying our little chat Marcus?
    23:09:00 As we have nothing else serious to talk about there is not any need for our chat to continue
    23:09:12 Are you a homosexual?
    23:09:35 You're not denying it
    23:10:05 quite sad you spend your evenings trying to be funny
    23:10:32 quite sad you spend your evenings being a homosexual
    23:11:00 very good bye bye
    23:11:08 Why where you going?
    23:11:15 Mark R has left this session!
    23:11:15 The session has ended!

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    Kinda trolled her but then thought she was cool.


    23:15:54 Connected with Debbie
    23:15:54 Hi Mark Isacunt, my name's Debbie. How can I help you today?
    23:16:52 Do you give out odds for CAGEFIGHTIN ?
    23:17:44 No sorry, we don't take bets on that.
    23:18:37 Are you sure? as in the Ultimate Fisting Championship? they have an event in Manchester in the couple of weeks
    23:19:35 We do have some prices for UFC
    23:19:55 Brilliant, I couldnt find them on your site
    23:20:21 Could you give me the odds for Randall Couture to beat Bryan Vera please?
    23:21:30 On my system it's under MMA/UFC, Couture is 4/6 at the moment.
    23:23:06 46? Thought he was a bit older than that
    23:23:49 What other fights have you got odds for?
    23:26:02 We have got Bisping v Kang, Lesnar v Carwin, Fitch v Almeida, Florian v Guida and Penn and Sanchez
    23:27:13 Lesnar? he was in WWE right? do you give odds for WWE now?
    23:27:41 I got John Cena beating the Undertaker, what are the odds?
    23:28:47 It's under UFC, B Lesnar. We definitely wouldn't bet on WWE!
    23:30:27 Why? one of them is gonna win, worth a punt is it not?
    23:32:28 I don't know why, maybe it's just not sporty enough! I Just googled Couture, he is 46 years old!
    23:34:29 Is there anything else I can help with?
    23:34:56 sorry love, my hearing isnt so good these days, how old is couture?
    23:36:10 46 according to Wiki.
    23:36:30 Thats one old man
    23:37:18 Too old to be fighting, needs to be at home with his slippers and pipe!
    23:37:58 Haha, thanks for the odds anyway love
    23:38:21 No problem, have a nice night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim_Williams View Post
    Kinda trolled her but then thought she was cool.


    23:15:54 Connected with Debbie
    23:15:54 Hi Mark Isacunt, my name's Debbie. How can I help you today?
    23:16:52 Do you give out odds for CAGEFIGHTIN ?
    23:17:44 No sorry, we don't take bets on that.
    23:18:37 Are you sure? as in the Ultimate Fisting Championship? they have an event in Manchester in the couple of weeks
    23:19:35 We do have some prices for UFC
    23:19:55 Brilliant, I couldnt find them on your site
    23:20:21 Could you give me the odds for Randall Couture to beat Bryan Vera please?
    23:21:30 On my system it's under MMA/UFC, Couture is 4/6 at the moment.
    23:23:06 46? Thought he was a bit older than that
    23:23:49 What other fights have you got odds for?
    23:26:02 We have got Bisping v Kang, Lesnar v Carwin, Fitch v Almeida, Florian v Guida and Penn and Sanchez
    23:27:13 Lesnar? he was in WWE right? do you give odds for WWE now?
    23:27:41 I got John Cena beating the Undertaker, what are the odds?
    23:28:47 It's under UFC, B Lesnar. We definitely wouldn't bet on WWE!
    23:30:27 Why? one of them is gonna win, worth a punt is it not?
    23:32:28 I don't know why, maybe it's just not sporty enough! I Just googled Couture, he is 46 years old!
    23:34:29 Is there anything else I can help with?
    23:34:56 sorry love, my hearing isnt so good these days, how old is couture?
    23:36:10 46 according to Wiki.
    23:36:30 Thats one old man
    23:37:18 Too old to be fighting, needs to be at home with his slippers and pipe!
    23:37:58 Haha, thanks for the odds anyway love
    23:38:21 No problem, have a nice night.
    shoulda asked how old she is and ask her for her facebook / email haha

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    Trolling SkyBingo could be interesting hahaha

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