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    This is how you do it bitches:



    05:37:33 GMT Thanks for contacting Sky Bet Chat. An advisor will be with you shortly........
    05:37:33 GMT Larelle A has joined this session!
    05:37:33 GMT Connected with Larelle A
    05:37:33 GMT Hi Craig St. Claire, my name's Larelle. How can I help you today?
    05:38:04 GMT Hi was on the website and wondered if there was a miscellaneous section
    05:38:42 GMT I was planning on making a bet regards moon landings.
    05:38:55 GMT Larelle is an interesting name
    05:39:29 GMT If you would like to place a bet on a market that is not on the website, please call our traders on 08000 724 221 and they will try their best to arrange a price for your request
    05:39:34 GMT Thank you
    05:39:39 GMT Can I call now?
    05:40:14 GMT Larelle sounds Mediteranian maybe?
    05:40:22 GMT Or perhaps North African
    05:40:46 GMT lol
    05:40:54 GMT South African
    05:40:56 GMT The number is saying I can't speak to anyone
    05:41:02 GMT You can call after 9am
    05:41:14 GMT Oh South African! Well I guessed the right continent!
    05:41:25 GMT Oh right I was hoping to bet now
    05:41:28 GMT You did indeed
    05:41:29 GMT could you help
    05:41:44 GMT They only open at 9am I'm afraid
    05:41:49 GMT I bet your accent is great
    05:42:02 GMT I can't I'm afraid, I am customer care, I don't have access to the betting tools
    05:42:15 GMT Is it possible to bet on when a man will land on the moon?
    05:42:24 GMT It all depends if you like the south african accent or not
    05:42:35 GMT I haven't really heard it much
    05:42:45 GMT other than the bad guy in lethal weapon 3
    05:42:53 GMT I kind of liked it
    05:43:02 GMT but it was a man obviously
    05:43:16 GMT but I'd guess it'd sound better on a woman
    05:43:36 GMT so moon landings. Can I bet on a man walking on the moon
    05:43:54 GMT ?
    05:44:09 GMT I don't know I'm afraid
    05:44:16 GMT Ah right...
    05:44:20 GMT The traders will be able to tell you if you can or not
    05:44:27 GMT I'm an astronaught you see
    05:44:31 GMT vested interest
    05:44:48 GMT but I'll have to call after 9am?
    05:45:04 GMT Really? Thats amazing
    05:45:08 GMT Yes please
    05:45:09 GMT You think?
    05:45:12 GMT After 9am
    05:45:16 GMT Absolutely!
    05:45:21 GMT It's just a job at the end of the day
    05:45:28 GMT I was a pilot originally
    05:45:34 GMT then just fell into it
    05:45:59 GMT Are you currently in South Africa?
    05:46:14 GMT Yes I am
    05:46:16 GMT Seems a long way away to be working for Sky Bet
    05:46:17 GMT In Cape Town
    05:46:34 GMT It does, but we have a call centre here and in Harrogate
    05:46:43 GMT As an astronaught I had to place my bet through SKY bet
    05:46:59 GMT I imagine South Africa is far better than Harrogate
    05:47:04 GMT it's hell there
    05:47:12 GMT haha
    05:47:14 GMT you got lucky
    05:47:25 GMT you laugh now
    05:47:33 GMT but if you saw Harrogate....
    05:47:39 GMT I wouldn't know, I have never been, but Cape Town is more beautiful than most places on earth
    05:47:59 GMT Never been. As a pilot I would often fly to J'burg
    05:48:11 GMT not my cup of tea
    05:48:24 GMT No, Joberg has nothing on Cape Town
    05:48:29 GMT Not mine either
    05:48:38 GMT You should come to Cape Town
    05:48:45 GMT Really?
    05:48:54 GMT Is that an invite you little minx?
    05:49:19 GMT To the country, not to my house
    05:49:41 GMT Oh right. I didn't think Cape Town was a seperate country
    05:50:09 GMT hahah
    05:50:19 GMT Its not but South Africa is
    05:50:24 GMT Forgive me, its very early
    05:50:34 GMT Well I feel a little let down now
    05:50:41 GMT it's early here too
    05:50:49 GMT I can't wait til 9am
    05:50:52 GMT too excited
    05:51:24 GMT You obviously have some inside information that us earth dwellers aren't aware of
    05:51:29 GMT ??
    05:51:50 GMT Well since I'm going up myself it'd be a shame to miss out on a windfall am I right?
    05:52:14 GMT Absolutely!
    05:52:24 GMT Wow, you must be flabbergasted?
    05:52:50 GMT I've been waiting 11 years for a genuine assignment
    05:52:56 GMT That is terribly exciting
    05:52:59 GMT 11 years of drills and practice
    05:53:12 GMT Is it anything like you see on the movies?
    05:53:16 GMT I'm betting the bank on it
    05:53:21 GMT Not really
    05:53:29 GMT it's alot more boring and nerdy
    05:53:35 GMT than people think
    05:53:41 GMT and the food is terrible
    05:54:02 GMT I'll spare you the details of bathroom dilemma's
    05:54:14 GMT That I can well imagine!
    05:54:19 GMT Hahahahaha!!!!!!
    05:54:31 GMT You have a beautiful laugh
    05:54:39 GMT Anyways, I need to get back to work now
    05:54:39 GMT Is there anything else I can help you with?
    05:54:46 GMT Yes
    05:54:49 GMT Thank you Mr Astronaut
    05:54:58 GMT Sure, go ahead
    05:55:05 GMT I only need to know if I can make a bet on a moon walk?
    05:55:44 GMT I'm afraid the betting department is completely different, so I cannot advise you on that
    05:55:44 GMT Sorry
    05:55:56 GMT Oh right apologies
    05:56:05 GMT you already said that didn't you
    05:56:05 GMT None needed
    05:56:24 GMT I did, but its ok
    05:56:30 GMT Do you have facebook?
    05:56:43 GMT I'll send you a status update from space
    05:57:14 GMT Yes please
    05:57:19 GMT I would love that
    05:57:29 GMT Larelle A******* [NAME CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT]
    05:57:40 GMT Ok I will add you later on
    05:57:50 GMT thank you very much for your help
    05:57:57 GMT you've been most patient
    05:58:09 GMT And you are? Craig St. Claire?
    05:58:17 GMT That's right
    05:58:24 GMT I will find you as well
    05:58:24 GMT Excellent
    05:58:39 GMT You are most welcome
    05:58:46 GMT And you just pop back here if you need any more help
    05:58:47 GMT Many thanks
    05:58:49 GMT bye
    05:58:58 GMT Take Care
    05:58:59 GMT and it was lovely to speak to you
    05:59:00 GMT Thanks for chatting. If you need to contact us again just click on the link at the side of the page.
    05:59:14 GMT And you
    05:59:16 GMT Ok thanks
    05:59:20 GMT Bye
    05:59:21 GMT toodle pip
    05:59:29 GMT Larelle A has left this session!
    05:59:29 GMT The session has ended!

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    Haha nice!!!!!
    http://www.facebook.com/craig.st.clair666 ME


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    basilisk that trolling session doesnt really live up to your name, LOL @ Johnny Doogles post.
    "My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"

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    Craig St. Claire have you had a friend request?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
    that was gay as fuck
    Why was it your boyfriend?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basilisk View Post
    Why was it your boyfriend?
    rofl pwned
    "My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basilisk View Post
    Craig St. Claire have you had a friend request?
    No you spelt me name wrong
    http://www.facebook.com/craig.st.clair666 ME


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    Listening is cool and shit." BlackdogMMA

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