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    I went into Glasgow today for a half hour.

    In that time, Some wackjob said I should use shower gel for my hands whilst I was washing my hands in the public shitter. I said no to it and then he demanded that I use the shower gel on my hands. I told him that it's alright, I was happy with what I was using.

    Then in the street, a group of crazy bastards were walking down the street howling (none had 3 wolf moon t shirts), kicking bins, banging into windows and generally being loud and obnoxious.

    Then in the train station, some bloke comes up (I thought he was going to fall over) but he moved the tip of my friends shoe off of a seat and said that folk had to sit on the seat. I was thinking as to why he moved the shoe and didn't ask him to move the shoe, but he had a fair point so we said fair dos and he went and sat in his seat. Then later on he came up and started speaking about about shoes on seats, so I told him that he had already talked about shoes to me earlier in the journey and off he went.

    What the fuck is with people and such a high proportion of mental illness?

    Why do they also feel the need to try and speak to every single person in the street and behave in such an obnoxious manner wherever they go?

    I imagine that they must be pretty threatening to young women (men also!) who are going home from work late or whatever. What are your thoughts on these crazy fuckers?
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    Dont go in big citys stay local were u have local shops for local people
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    lol I went into a grilled chicken take away tonight (a blatant nandos rip off). The guy behind the counter was very nice but mad as a box of frogs.

    He asked how spicy I wanted my chicken, when I told him "extra hot" he said (in broken English with his fist clenched) "you are real man, not homosexual".

    He then proceeded to ask me how he could get home. I asked how long he'd been working there (thinking he'd just started) and he said four years.

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    dude i thought he was gonna touch my bag with my macbook i was ready to rumble im telling you fuckin bastards .... what a day tho got knocked back by an ice rink attendant fuckwits in the station and on the train and to top it off i shave my tash off and look like a mong happy days least the woman isnt biting my head off as soon as i walk in the door for a change
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    You wouldn't believe how closely my village resembles that video. We do have more scum though.
    Also G-YOU ARE NOT REAL MAN! YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL! MAN HAVE MUSTACHIO!
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    im gonna wait till im finished with puberty which hasnt hit yet at 22 then i can grow a proper valiant beard/moustache
    wax on wax off

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    They’re f*cking everywhere and they do scare the hell outta women! That’s why I opposed a ban on firearms in America.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette5ft View Post
    They’re f*cking everywhere and they do scare the hell outta women! That’s why I opposed a ban on firearms in America.
    Slightly worse in your neck of the woods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iconoclast View Post
    mad as a box of frogs.
    awesome, you made that up?

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    Serious answer :-

    a) The cutbacks in Mental Health Treatment during the 80's & 90's meaning more unwell people are walking around endangering themselves & sometimes others, rather than being supervised.

    b) Skunk, I've seen for myself the permanent psychosis this can cause in some people, expect an epidemic of Paranoid & unstable people over the next 5,10 years
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