Ian Holloway Classic on the Ipswich manager.
"Roy Keane's like a shark. He has those eyes. You don't know if he is going to buy you a drink or eat you."
Jose Mourinho in his Chelsea days. "It is like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But I am content because the blanket is cashmere. It is no ordinary blanket."
Man Utd fans at Fulham find their sense of humour even when 3-0 down - to the tune of Inspiral Carpets' This Is How It Feels."This is what it's like to be City,
This is what it's like to be small.
This is what it's like to be a team that wins nothing at all."
Spurs fans to the tune of She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain at Craven Cottage"If Ledley's going clubbing so are we, If Robbie's going to Dublin so are we, If Ledley's going clubbing, if Robbie's going to Dublin, if Ledley's going clubbing so are we!"
A Sid Waddell classic during the PDC World Darts final between Phil Taylor and Simon Whitlock.
"It's so quiet, you could hear a fly's dandruff drop."
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