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    Default bit of an altercation on the bus earlier

    Caught the bus this morning and it was packed. This elderly lady came up to me and sat by me while I was listening to my tunes. We hadn't gone a quarter of a mile before she started moaning that I had my music on dead loud. So I just turned and shouted in her face "WHAT'S THAT LOVE I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" she got really angry and started shouting and pointing he finger at me and saying I was extremely rude and that she was a pensioner. So without thinking I punched her hard in the leg and gave her a dead leg. She let out a massive yelp in pauin and started crying and clutching her leg in agony. I whispered in her ear "shut the fuck up bitch or i'll give you another". She was sobbing and whimpering and the othe rpeople on the bus were pretending not to have noticed.

    She tried to get up a couple of times to get help but her leg was hurting that bad she couldn't and every time she made some noise or looked around for help I said "stay where the fuck you are you old slag and shut your fucking mouth". She was terrified, but we stayed sat down until it was my stop and time for me to get off the bus. Just as I got up I smashed her in the leg again in the same spot with another punch and she screamned out in agony.

    Just before I got off the bus I said to the driver. "if that old bitch says anbything to you and asks you to get the pigs don't help her. Any pigs come knocking on my door and I'll come back for you and run you over with your own bus ... you cunt". Hew was like "ok ok" and really intimdated at my size and aggressive manner.

    I then went to macdonalds and had a breakfast.
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    LOL. You get the bus.

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    lol...i really laughed at this..

    reminded me of a story on the buses in manchester..

    my bad?

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    Hahahahaha! You should write books. make all these into a compilation.

    What did you have from mcdonalds?
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    LOL. You get the bus.
    what's wrong with the bus? I was banned from driving because i got out my car and tipped over a police speed camera van with my bare hands with all the pigs inside it cos they caught me speeding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    Hahahahaha! You should write books. make all these into a compilation.

    What did you have from mcdonalds?
    Double sausage and egg mcmuffin and I made the girl behind the counter give me some free sauce when it should be 10p

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    LOL. You eat McDonalds.

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    what do you do then? Drive a ferrari and eat at KFC like a proper posh twat?

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    LOL. You said KFC and twat.

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    Twat ends with T.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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