I was intrigued when femme was going on about baby cemntre last night so I had a look. As I began signing up I kind of paused and thought this has reached a new level of sadness, a 28 year old man trolling a pregnancy forum for laughs. But the pause didn't last long and I continued anyhow.
I couldn't be arsed put much thought into a first thread just incase the mods were dead strict and just insta-banned me, so i copied an old thread i made a while back but changed bits accordingly.
If they take the bait i'll make up some other daft shit to wind them up as well: