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    This is actually about me lol.

    Okay so, i've been going out with 19 year old Nicole for 3 months now, was all good and well, fell in love but over the past couple of weeks weve been arguing alot, and shes been pissy and stressy with me, so that love kinda died after I realised shes a complete dickhead, and has the IQ of my hamster.
    So we split up around 3 times, but I kept going back, I'm still not sure why... guess I just wanted a gf still!

    But the other day I met 17 year old Amber through a friend, got chatting for hours, and met up earlier today, and got along well, and liked each other, so I decided to get out of this shitty relationship with Nicole *Pulls phone out*
    "This isnt really working sorry, were finished x".... Then a few minutes after, I get a text of Amber "I really like you xx" So i'm like. OYR.

    So I'm now with amber, she's really nice and x10 better looking than Nicole.
    So Nicole comes on msn later like omgwtf, i thought you loved me bla bla bla, for about 30minutes.

    Then after I just explained shes a dickhead, she came at me with "Enjoy your new girlfriend" I'm like thankyou, she replied "no need to thankme im engaged now."

    She texted her old EX bf, who is also gagging for it, for him back.. and within 5minutes or breaking up shes now engaged at an attempt to make me jealous, this is fucking hilarious.

    "EDIT: Shes now saying she loves me again, and can't get over me, although remmeber shes now engaged!" Shes so pathetic.

    WILL KEEP THIS SHIT UPDATEDDDD.

    p.s bit of a boring read, but i needed to pass some time lol.
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    Cool story bro?
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    I thought i was on facebook for a second then

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    Quote Originally Posted by pauljono1120 View Post
    This is actually about me lol.

    Okay so, i've been going out with 19 year old Nicole for 3 months now, was all good and well, fell in love but over the past couple of weeks weve been arguing alot, and shes been pissy and stressy with me, so that love kinda died after I realised shes a complete dickhead, and has the IQ of my hamster.
    So we split up around 3 times, but I kept going back, I'm still not sure why... guess I just wanted a gf still!

    But the other day I met 17 year old Amber through a friend, got chatting for hours, and met up earlier today, and got along well, and liked each other, so I decided to get out of this shitty relationship with Nicole *Pulls phone out*
    "This isnt really working sorry, were finished x".... Then a few minutes after, I get a text of Amber "I really like you xx" So i'm like. OYR.

    So I'm now with amber, she's really nice and x10 better looking than Nicole.
    So Nicole comes on msn later like omgwtf, i thought you loved me bla bla bla, for about 30minutes.

    Then after I just explained shes a dickhead, she came at me with "Enjoy your new girlfriend" I'm like thankyou, she replied "no need to thankme im engaged now."

    She texted her old EX bf, who is also gagging for it, for him back.. and within 5minutes or breaking up shes now engaged at an attempt to make me jealous, this is fucking hilarious.

    "EDIT: Shes now saying she loves me again, and can't get over me, although remmeber shes now engaged!"

    WILL KEEP THIS SHIT UPDATEDDDD.

    p.s bit of a boring read, but i needed to pass some time lol.
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    Paul, post a pic of your new missus.

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    HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Maybe.

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    Lmfao. Afraid Not!

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    Did you really break up with your ex over the phone, citing the reason 'beause you're a dickhead'? Slick.

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    "Texted" Not worth the risk in getting punched is it? Well.. I guess I could of pulled guard.

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