What a find mr st.clair bravo sir that's made my night I haven't laughed so hard for some time
What a find mr st.clair bravo sir that's made my night I haven't laughed so hard for some time
Saw a guy with a 14 inch cock no exaggeration either the lucky bastard also seen some tiny ones which made me feel a bit better about myself
I can't be doing with cams of blokes wanking, so I went old school and had a chat on Omegle instead.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mince and onions. exciting?
Stranger: sure lol
You: why so/
Stranger: idk
You: Then why did you say yes?
You: I prefer chicken and mushroom.
Stranger: i didnt i said sure
You: pedantic peter
chat 2:
Stranger: 19 m
You: thats a lot of meters!
Stranger: 19 male
Stranger: lol
chat 3:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what do you call an epileptic lying on a pile of dry leaves?
Stranger: idk/
You: russell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I aso had a long chat with a girl from Florida (allegedly) who attached this photo: http://i46.tinypic.com/2zptok3.jpg
"Hi, i'm 19 F from florida, asian slim. Heres a pic"
"wanna cam to cam?"
Joe 'Creepy' Lauzon, lol!
That's an awesome find of Creepy!!!
http://www.ChrisReesAcademy.com - BJJ throughout South Wales
Re: Joe Lauzon - someone posted that site on the UG and it spawned an epic thread with Joe Lauzon and some other pro fighters agreeing to go on and posting their experiences and pics and stuff on there so, although you may have stumbled across him, he won't have been weirdly looking around looking to score a cheeky skinback hoping that no-one would recognise him!
Just went on that Omegle.com bollocks... 1st ever convo on there... people must que to be trolled...
Stranger: hi
You: hurdy gurdy
Stranger: asl
You: 30mengland
You: yoy
Stranger: 16 (today) flondon
Stranger: *f london
You: happy birthday to yah
Stranger: i can tinaly have leagle sex
Stranger: * finaly
You: 'leagle' sex? never heard of that 1 before....
You: you mean legal?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: loll
Stranger: im so horny
You: go out and get shitfaced
You: its your birthday... it is required
Stranger: i whant big cock
Stranger: how big are you
You: so this is what omegle is all about then?!?!?
Stranger: i fuk you cum all over me
You: thats it, just skip the pleasantries....
Stranger: im so tight i can only get 2 fingers in there
You: maybe you've got chubbly cumberlands?
Stranger: no
Stranger: thin
You: maybe you're sticking them in the wrong hole perhaps?
Stranger: no ive had orges
Stranger: it feel's so good
You: with mary and her 5 sisters?
Stranger: wht??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.