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    Default Attn Frakes. A valiant opportunity for you.

    Please see page 36 of The Sun.

    IN FURRED PLACE..

    Men with impressive whiskers can apply to judge a "best beard" contest at a Viking festival next month in York.


    Has your name written all over it.

    "FIRE"

    http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/4855...uired/?ref=rss

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    Sadly these competitions tend to be aimed more at the ridiculous than the valiant.

    The winners tend to sport farcical facial hair and not august and puissant beards as would be approved by Frakes.

    Perhaps a Valiant Beard of the Year contest can take place on this very forum.

    At the moment Weigieboard is winning it hands down for his efforts in "A Beard for All Seasons".
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post

    At the moment Weigieboard is winning it hands down for his efforts in "A Beard for All Seasons".
    Surely Mr. Femme qualifies for considertion for his Frakes-esque beard with valiant and august posture?

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    Can we start an e petition to demonstrate that we the under signed request that this beard competition must have a part where beards are judged for being valiant and august and thus suggest that it is scored out of 8 by frakes and have a biscuit as a prize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan Shrek View Post
    Can we start an e petition to demonstrate that we the under signed request that this beard competition must have a part where beards are judged for being valiant and august and thus suggest that it is scored out of 8 by frakes and have a biscuit as a prize.
    Puissant Post!

    An 8 from Frakes!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Puissant Post!

    An 8 from Frakes!
    You surely mean eighT

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femme-ma View Post
    Surely Mr. Femme qualifies for considertion for his Frakes-esque beard with valiant and august posture?
    His beard and stance would surely be a contender at the Frakes competition.

    May I suggest we get meat to include this in his BJJ competitions in future.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge View Post
    You surely mean eighT
    magnificent spot
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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