Page 4 of 75 FirstFirst ... 234561454 ... LastLast
Results 31 to 40 of 750

Thread: >> Post A Joke <<

  1. #31

    Default

    An American visits a Museum in Ireland, he is amazed at the perfect skeleton of a Dinosaur, he speaks to the attendant " That is one perfect skeleton, how old is it ? Paddy, that sur is 24 million years and three month old !!........Yank, how can you be so precise, is it the use of DNA ?
    Paddy, No sur, it was 24 million years old when I started work here three months ago.

  2. #32

    Default

    How do you find will smith in the snow?



    Look for fresh prints
    Genetically Different.

  3. #33

    Default

    what did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    "Damn!"

  4. #34
    Senior Member IceKid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    West London
    Posts
    2,963

    Default

    whats hard, cold and blue, and makes women scream??































    Cot Death xD
    "My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"

  5. #35
    Moderator ross90's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Middlesbrough
    Posts
    2,314

    Default

    Thats "one of them" Icekid, where you inhale sharply and don't know whether to laugh or not.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

  6. #36
    Senior Member IceKid's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    West London
    Posts
    2,963

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    Thats "one of them" Icekid, where you inhale sharply and don't know whether to laugh or not.
    let it out mate haha.
    "My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"

  7. #37

    Default

    Why did the lion get lost?

    Becasue jungle is massive.
    "You can't have that, you're far to fat"

  8. #38
    Prince of Bel-Air Leesin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Harlow, Essex
    Posts
    2,850

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by NickKnight View Post
    Why did the lion get lost?

    Becasue jungle is massive.
    This is cheesy, but I loved it.

  9. #39

    Default

    What's the first thing to do once you've had a baby?



    Put the nappy back on it.
    Genetically Different.

  10. #40
    Senior Member thixty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Location
    East Kilbride
    Posts
    817

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Serotonin+ View Post
    What's the first thing to do once you've had a baby?



    Put the nappy back on it.
    this works better when you start with

    What do you do after shagging a bald fanny?

    Put the nappy back on....




    this is better when said than typed

    Whats the best things about shagging 28 year olds???

    Theres 20 of them ..




    2 priests go to a bucking bronko and one priest stays on for 5 mins and the other priest says "how did u manage to stay on so long"
    the priest replies " one of the alter boys is epileptic"
    wax on wax off

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

This website uses cookies to enhance user experience. They can be disabled at any time. Please see our FAQ's for details.