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    Oh dear, Pretty sure I just heard a bell ringing and saw a tumbleweed roll by.

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    wats thick red and spins at 100 mph?. . . .a baby in a blender

    wats the best thing about putting a baby in a blender feet first?. . . .the expression on its face

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    Last edited by Eric Morecambe; 09-12-2010 at 10:49 AM.
    "Hell never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    A bloke bursting for the loo uses the ladies in a posh hotel, he sits down and notices 4 buttons. WW, WA. PP and ATR. Curious, he presses WW and is gently sprayed with warm water. Then WA and a blast of warm air dries him. PP, a powder puff which left him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered he presses ATR . . . . He wakes up in hospital and nurse says ' ATR means automatic tampon remover, your cock is under your pillow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie Taylor View Post
    Oh dear, Pretty sure I just heard a bell ringing and saw a tumbleweed roll by.
    Me too. Whipping boy that joke makes orphans cry.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    do you think its too early to make a joke about haiti? or should we let the dust settle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shellndan View Post
    do you think its too early to make a joke about haiti? or should we let the dust settle?
    Ooooooohhhhhhhhh you have sinned just by thinking about posting it so ya might as well now you heartless insensitive cunt !

    * Edited as I was slow to get the joke ... Duh... *

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    Lol! Speechless Jamie...
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Just driving my new Toyota Prius....

    Chat later cant stop .......
    "Hell never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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