pissed myself laughin quality ha ha haOriginally Posted by Eric Morecambe
pissed myself laughin quality ha ha ha
2 camels in a tiny car!
velcro..... what a rip off
Did you hear about the Irish Exorcism …
The Mother had to call in the Devil to get the Priest out of her Son ...
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Went to the doctors the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female doctor, drop dead gorgeous.
I was embarrassed but she said "Don't worry Eric I'm a professional, I've seen it all before, just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can" .......
I said "I think my cock tastes funny ..."
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Great, another Friday.
I've been to the gym, had a nice hot shower and I've just picked up a bottle of home brew off a neighbour for this afternoon. I've got a few spliffs rolled up for the XBox tournament with the lads, after which I'll muck about online with some porn and gambling sites..
I fucking love prison!
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Ordered a Chinese last night, the chink turned up at my door and said "£20 prease". I smiled and said "Can you tell me the name of Jordan's blind son?" He said " Halfey price". I replied "Cheers mate here's a tenner now fuck off"
whats the first sign of madness........................................... ...........suggs at your door
two flies land on kojaks head one says to the other "smile your on telly"
Last edited by jimtattoo; 21-04-2010 at 03:46 PM.
blimey, that's topical
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