yeah it is.Originally Posted by AdamM
yeah it is.
My wife gave me the 'house keeping" money back this week and told me to buy something that makes her look sexy ...
So I did ...
I bought 12 Stellas !
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Been arrested 3 times this week for knocking the fuck out of the wife. Copper says to me "Why do you keep beating your wife?"
I replied, "Probably cos I have a significant weight advantage, better reach, and superior footwork!
Stats say women think they are smarter than men because they can fake orgasms. Men say "Big fucking deal, try faking a relationship just for a shag!"
A friend of mine says he is shagging twins, I said ' How can you tell the difference?' he said ' Her brother has got a moustache ?
The Alzheimers protest chant -
"What do we want?"
"Can't remember"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what ??"
How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies
I gave Mrs Morecambe an orgasm last night.
Ungrateful women spat it out....
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
I was driving down the motorway with Mrs Morecambe the other day & she piped up,
'I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales.'
'Why is that?' I said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window & it says, 'stit rouy su wohs'
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
I've finally found a way to get rid of these annoying pop-ups like "meet hot girls in your area"
I've moved to Scotland.
Been arrested 3 times this week for knocking the fuck out of the wife. Copper says to me "Why do you keep beating your wife?"
I replied, "Probably cos I have a significant weight advantage, better reach, and superior footwork!
Polly want a cracker?
How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies
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has it allready been posted then? sorry.
Hahaha! Yeah matey about 5 or 6 posts up ^^?????
has it allready been posted then? sorry.
Good joke though, whoever posted it must be a funny guy
How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies
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