I just bought my little epileptic brother a strobe light for his birthday.
He'll have a fit when he sees it!
I just bought my little epileptic brother a strobe light for his birthday.
He'll have a fit when he sees it!
Apparently Lord Charles has taken Ray Alans death yesterday very badly.
He hasn't spoken a word all day ….
Last edited by Eric Morecambe; 09-12-2010 at 10:46 AM.
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
I thank you .....Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Hello Josh Koscheck
I've got a microwave for sale. The kids put our pet rooster in it and now everything tastes of cock.
Thought you might be interested ??
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
My missus asked me if I've ever pissed in the shower.
I said "A couple of times.. accidentally".
She said "Thats disgusting.. and what do you mean, accidentally"..
I said.. "These things happen when youre having a shit"
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Does anyone fancy a night out in Shipley? I hear there's a bit of fanny floating about !
Josh Koscheck has challenged me to a water fight ! I thought i'd spend a few minutes on here while I wait for the kettle to boil
I went to the pizza shop last night and ordered a 12" Deep Itallian Pizza.
The lass asked me if wanted it cut into 6 or 8 slices?
I said "6 please I don't think I could eat 8" .....
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Ernie & I was waitin at the bus stop when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf.
I said “I gonna do that when I win lottery'.
“What's that Eric?”
“Send me lawn away to be cut!”
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
My wife's not the sharpest tool in the box.
But I keep her locked in the shed anyway.
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