Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's Jacket ..
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's Jacket ..
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Myself and the land lady always smoke after sex ...
So we are going to try some lubrication from now on ...
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Ernie told me that he's thinking of divorcing his wife because she hasn't spoken to him for 5 months ...
I said "Hang on a minute my friend .. Women like that are bloody hard to find "
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
lol @ the last two, quality!
'I really loved the fighting, and the extreme cage they use. Its just so extreme and awesome. '
I heard that Fernando Torres was auditioned for the new face for Loreal for Men ...
What a comedian that Fernado is .. I bet the TV crew could'nt keep a straight face when he says "Cos I'm worth it ..."
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Well I never thought Elton John was a magician as well ...
He could make his cock disappear in a puff ...
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
What do Whitney Houston and spiders have in common?
They're both black and can't get out the bath.
What's black, lies on the floor, "Will Always Love You" and has white stuff around it's nose?
A border collie
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail.
My wife ran off with my best friend.
Do you know what, I've never met the guy, but he's definitely my best friend!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Myself and Ernie were stuck at Yellowknife Airport in Canada as our flight had been cancelled due to heavy snow.
We were reading a paper when Brittney Palmer sat between and said "Why don't they just build the runways with a roof on, to keep the snow off ....?"
She has a lovely pair of tits though ...
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
I said to Ernie "Did you know, butterflies only live for two days?"
Ernie replied "Eric, I think that's a myth."
I said "No Ern, it's definitely a butterfly."
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
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