why did the bakers hand's smell like shit?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
why did the bakers hand's smell like shit?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
An unintuitive consequence of conditional probability.
Tell you what ...
There's was a bad wrist injury in the ladies beach volleyball match last week ..
Eric's feeling better now though.
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Man walks into a bar....
his alcohol problems are tearing his family apart.
being empty of yourself you cannot be attacked because you arent filled by you.
Had the most difficult decision I had to make on Eric's holiday.
Mosquitoes landed on my testiballs !!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
The good lady's birthday yesterday it was ...
I asked her what she would like for a present and she said " A Spa would be great Eric "
" Aahh no problem my babs " I replied
Well I gave her a good bodyshot, jab, jab then the uppercut to put her on floor ...
I've still got it !!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
You gotta love him!
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: No, listen carefully...
If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.
If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?
Johnny : Seven!!! SIR!
A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?
A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a f******n' cat!!!
Mike "the mic" Persil
The good lady was putting sun cream on."Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
"Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."
"Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"
"Woe now, steady on my babs"...
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
This is so nice joke i like it i will must post a amazing joke on this thread.
The first rule of FIGHT CLUB is ....
Don't be Audley Harrison !!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
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