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    why did the bakers hand's smell like shit?

    Cos he kneaded a poo.
    An unintuitive consequence of conditional probability.

  2. #722

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    Tell you what ...
    There's was a bad wrist injury in the ladies beach volleyball match last week ..

    Eric's feeling better now though.
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Man walks into a bar....

    his alcohol problems are tearing his family apart.
    being empty of yourself you cannot be attacked because you arent filled by you.

  5. #725

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    Had the most difficult decision I had to make on Eric's holiday.

    Mosquitoes landed on my testiballs !!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    The good lady's birthday yesterday it was ...

    I asked her what she would like for a present and she said " A Spa would be great Eric "

    " Aahh no problem my babs " I replied

    Well I gave her a good bodyshot, jab, jab then the uppercut to put her on floor ...

    I've still got it !!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    You gotta love him!


    Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: No, listen carefully...

    If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

    Johnny: Seven, Sir.

    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently.

    If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many would you have?

    Johnny: Six.

    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?

    Johnny : Seven!!! SIR!

    A very angry Teacher: Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

    A very angry Johnny: Because,.... I've already got a f******n' cat!!!
    Mike "the mic" Persil

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    The good lady was putting sun cream on."Do you mind doing my back?" she asked.
    "Let's pretend I'm your butler" I winked. "My name's Dawes."
    "Ok!" she giggled, "Would you mind doing my back, Dawes?"
    "Woe now, steady on my babs"...
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    This is so nice joke i like it i will must post a amazing joke on this thread.

  10. #730

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    The first rule of FIGHT CLUB is ....

    Don't be Audley Harrison !!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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