Bloody next doors dog shat in our garden again, so Ernie told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence ..
I don't see whats been solved there ... cuz we've still got dog mess in our garden and next door have our shovel !!!
Bloody next doors dog shat in our garden again, so Ernie told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence ..
I don't see whats been solved there ... cuz we've still got dog mess in our garden and next door have our shovel !!!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Bernard Manning shouts to me "Eric go and have a look at the size of my dump I've just done in the bathroom !!"
"No thanks" I said
"Eric, please, GO ON have a look"
I covered my mouth & pinched my nose, then ran in and looked down the bog.
"Can't see anything Bernard, you've must flushed it down"
Bernard laughs "Ha Ha ... Eric its on the scales"
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"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
The Postman knocked on my door yesterday and said "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour"
I said "Well, you've got the wrong house then haven't you!"
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Unbelievable ... The Wife lost her tooth last night whilst eating a packet of peanuts.
To be fair though, I did warn her not to keep rustling the packet while the snooker was on !!
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
" Some call it Magical, but its just a born gift of mine! "
Last edited by Eric Morecambe; 23-03-2013 at 12:23 PM.
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
I'm a bloody nightmare I am, misunderstanding things all the time ...
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners last week and now I'm in casualty ...
"He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
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