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  1. #141

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    Do you know what ...

    My Wife had a annoying habit of sucking her thumb.

    Sorted it out now, I drew a cock on it .......
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

  2. #142

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    Mick and paddy at the airport, paddy says"i wish i`d brought the telly"Mick asks "Why? are you bored " "No" replies Paddy The fuckin passports are on it !

  3. #143

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRATTLER MCVIPER View Post
    Mick and paddy at the airport, paddy says"i wish i`d brought the telly"Mick asks "Why? are you bored " "No" replies Paddy The fuckin passports are on it !
    WEY HEY !!!

    THATS A CRACKER !!!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

  4. #144

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    2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka
    6 out of 7 people say they enjoy gang rape

  5. #145

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    2 indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital ... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka


    LMFAO at that
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  6. #146

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    3 Blondes were walking in the woods, when they wander upon some tracks.
    The first says "These are Deer tracks I fink"
    The second says "No they aint, these are Badger tracks"
    The third says "No No NO, these are Fox tracks"

    Sadly whilst arguing, they were all killed by the Train .....
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

  7. #147

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    I saw a sign in the hospital the other day that read.

    “Family Planning – Use rear entrance”

    Good advice I thought .....
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

  8. #148

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    What's more annoying than a dog eating your shoe?













    A whale eating your trainer!!

  9. #149

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zanmato View Post
    i just got sent this via text, thought it was quite good

    A man in hospital wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse" he mumbles, "Are my testicles black?"

    The nurse raises his gown, holds his cock in one hand & his balls in the other. She takes a close look & says "No, they appear to be fine sir".

    The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and slowly he says "Thanks for that, that was lovely, but listen very carefully: are my test re-sults ba-ck?!"
    oops! the nurse needs to hire a transcriber

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  10. #150

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    Me Eric Morecambe, just won my first Cage Fight last weekend .

    Fucking budgie never knew what hit him !!!!!!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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