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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti- constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. No i don't want to see your fanny.
    5. No my cocks fine as it is i dont want you to suck it.
    6. No please dont sit on my face iv got asthma.
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Did you hear about the bloke with no arms, who entered the masturbation competition ??

    He didn't come anywhere ....
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Oh dear....

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    waitin 4 the racism comments..
    I'm done with chasin trolls

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigduke View Post
    why does a black man carry a piece of shit in his wallet ???? incase the police ask him for i,d hahahaha


    Why is a racist like a dog??????????............ Both mark their territory with shit

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    A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society
    Genetically Different.

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    A racist and a non racist go in a bar. The non racist cracks a politically incorrect joke to the admiration of the bar staff, a blond at the bar called Sharon offers to get a herd of her friends together to play with his balls, a girl called Emerald offers him the opotunity to park his transit van in her pisser. The racist watches this and decides cracking one of his tradmark racist jokes may go down equally as well. Fortunately for the thread the joke ends and everyone is sparred his retarded viewpoint

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigduke View Post
    why does a black man carry a piece of shit in his wallet ???? incase the police ask him for i,d hahahaha
    I think i hear the ban hammer coming.
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    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    A scientist has invented a bra that stops tits jiggling up & down and nipples sticking out in the cold. His colleagues have kicked his fucking head in...

    2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout "air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up"

    A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
    Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
    To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."

    I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning."
    He replied, "No, just having a shit."

    Police admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.
    It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

    I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed.
    How could anyone stoop so low?
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    > Here's a Racist Joke: Paul Jono

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