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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
    I went to casualty after being stung by a wasp. I said to the nurse: "I've been stung by a wasp, have you got anything for it?"

    The nurse replies: "Whereabouts is it?".

    I said: "Fuck knows, probably miles away by now"
    lol.........
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  2. #412

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    Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

    Well ... that's what they tell the dyslexics in my class.
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  3. #413

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobbyp View Post
    I feel like I've been 12 rounds with Audley Harrison.

    Absolutely fine.
    I smile every time I read this joke lol

  4. #414

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
    A bloke drags a huge metal box to the Antiques Roadshow, in his local Town.

    "Where did u get this from?" asks the expert.
    "It's been in my loft for 40 years. Think it's an heirloom" he says.
    "Do you have insurance?" asks the expert.
    "No, should I?" he asks.
    "Yeah," says the expert "It's your water tank."
    LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

  5. #415

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02 View Post
    I smile every time I read this joke lol
    I don't know why everyone keeps taking the piss out of Harrison, he never hurt anyone.

  6. #416

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    Quote Originally Posted by UK_MMA View Post
    I don't know why everyone keeps taking the piss out of Harrison, he never hurt anyone.
    Hahahaha! this thread is full of win

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    Quote Originally Posted by UK_MMA View Post
    I don't know why everyone keeps taking the piss out of Harrison, he never hurt anyone.
    Thats the one !!
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02 View Post
    Hahahaha! this thread is full of win
    Keep them comin' ...
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police.

    The officer approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking sir?"
    "No, why?" replies the man "was I all over the road?"
    "No" answers the officer "your driving was fine. It was the fat ugly bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious".
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    Bernard Matthews just died. Police suspect fowl play


    Bernard Matthews

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