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    Father & son cannibals walking through the jungle ..
    They see a gorgeous naked woman showering in a waterfall ...
    " Shall we take her home and eat her Dad? " asks the lad.
    " No way " Dad says " We'll take her home and eat your mother! "
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    settings/edit profile Jimmy Boogaloo's Avatar
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    not joke, 'serious' post - i got chatting about this thread the other day. i was telling my mate there's this guy who likes to impersonate Eric Morecambe and tell jokes. loves his style and posts these little pictures saying 'keeping the magic alive'. he thought it was odd lol

    i have no idea if this is old material, the re-application of old stuff, or making your own stuff up with their style, but it's awesome! always have a good laugh on this thread and end up sending jokes on. cheers!
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    This Eric Morcambe's a fucking forum legend, just like Mr. Frakes...whom I suspect to actually be the same person; so let's theorise who it is; my money's on Old Man Winter's from Scooby Doo mysteries; that bastard's always impersonating others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    i have no idea if this is old material, the re-application of old stuff, or making your own stuff up with their style
    Correct Jimmy, all of the above ... You nailed it, JACKPOT !!

    To me, certain jokes sound funnier coming through "Mr Eric Morecambe".

    Eric's mate Bernard does the dirt jokes. Filthy man that Bernard

    Always nice to make people laugh though !! HA HA, WEY HEY !!
    I thank you ...

    Its taken me nearly 4hrs to reply to your post Jimmy.
    Bloody work gets in the way sometimes !!

    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Ernie was telling me that he was courting a blind girl ..

    "Eric, my new new lady said that in bed, I was the biggest man she ever felt in her life."

    I said to Ernie "I think she's been pulling your leg"
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Morecambe View Post
    Ernie was telling me that he was courting a blind girl ..

    "Eric, my new new lady said that in bed, I was the biggest man she ever felt in her life."

    I said to Ernie "I think she's been pulling your leg"
    Quality! Hahaha
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    "I tell you what Eric, Exit Signs, you don't see that anymore .."
    "You're right Ernie, I think they are on the way out .."
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    I phoned up my local Chinese Restaurant and asked them "Hello, this is Eric Morecambe. Do you do takeaways?"

    "Yes we do Mr Morecambe" she replied

    "Okay so, whats 52 minus 7 ?" I asked ....

    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Ernie was telling me that he heard a gang of Dwarfs tried to loot our local Butchers, but then decided the steaks were too high !!
    "He値l never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Most of these are quite funnier

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