What do you call a Japanese Peodophile?
Fukem Yeung
What do you call a Japanese Peodophile?
Fukem Yeung
I once came second in a Robert Redford lookalike
Fukin Frank Bruno won it!
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A young Navaho runs up to his father, the Chief of the tribe, and asks him
"Dad, how do we get our names?"
"Well, son, when a child is born; the father leaves the teepee and the first thing he sees, he names his child after..." The Navaho Chief begins
"When your uncle was born, his father saw an Eagle flying through the air, gracefully, so your uncle became 'Soaring Eagle'. When your brother was born, I witnessed a Wolf stalking it's prey, your brother is named 'Prowling Wolf'..."
The Navaho Chief looks down at his young son, who is clearly upset
"Why do you ask, Big Dog Shitting?"
lol those sick baby jokes get me everytime as they are so sick
what do you get when you put a baby in a microwave?
an erection
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Wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers to try to spice up her sex life with her hubby.
She sat down on the settee opposite her hubby and opened her legs.
Hubby asks “Have you got crotchless knickers on ??”
“Yes I have my darlin” she replies
“Thank f*ck for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the settee”
"He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"
Wife buys a pair of crotchless knickers to try to spice up her sex life with her hubby.
She straddles her hubby in bed and says "How would you like a taste of the forbidden fruit?"
Hubby says "Fuck that! look what it's done to your knickers!!!"
What did Christopher Columbus say to the men before they got on the ship?
“Men, get on the ship.”
Brilliant!Originally Posted by DanCrase
Genetically Different.
seriously?
shutup mate.
"My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"
Paddy & Murphy are watching the latest James Bond film. Paddy says "Murphy, did you hear about the bond girl? split her fanny all the way up to her belly button so she did!" Murphy replies "Honor Blackman?". Paddy responds "No, on a dildo!".
Yours,
Beev
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