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    What's grey, sits at the end of the bed and takes the piss?

    Kidney dialysis machine
    Genetically Different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02 View Post
    those baby jokes are funny if you are sick and twisted, otherwise they are just pretty f*&^king disgusting
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots of
    wax on wax off

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    Quote Originally Posted by thixty View Post
    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots of
    whats funnier than a dead baby?

    a dead baby in a clown costume.
    "My whole life is an epic journey man, I mean who else do you know that listens to Enya whilst taking a dump?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceKid View Post
    whats funnier than a dead baby?

    a dead baby in a clown costume.
    whats funnnier than a dead baby in a clown costume?

    a dead baby in a clown costume sitting beside a down syndrome baby
    wax on wax off

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceKid View Post
    whats funnier than a dead baby?

    a dead baby in a clown costume.
    well this one is funny. The rest are wank

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    How do you know if your girlfriends too young for you.....?




















    You still have to make the aeroplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.

    Courtesy of Jimmy Carr.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    A guy walks into a gun shop and says 2 the salesman 'I wanna buy a gun'. So the salesman asks which 1 he would like. 'I'll take that 1' and points out a .44 magnum. 'What do u wan it 4?' asks the salesman and the guy replies 'I wan 2 shoot cans'. So the salesman tries 2 explain how a smaller gun would be better 4 shootin cans but the guy is adamant he wants the .44 magnum. 'Well what type of cans r u shootin?' asks the salesman 'Ummm.......Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Portari-cans'
    Hello, I like you I do.

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    Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain today.

    This is based on the fact that this c?nt hasnt got a chance of shaggin anyones bird.
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShaolinSubz02 View Post
    well this one is funny. The rest are wank

    i struggled to even find that one funny tbh, maybe im weird but dead babys don't make me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grake View Post
    i struggled to even find that one funny tbh, maybe im weird but dead babys don't make me laugh
    Your so noble
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