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    David Hasslehoff came onto our show and said to Ernie and I ..
    “ Listen guys, from now on I want to be called David Hoff, ok?”

    We replied “Ok David, no hassle” ....

    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    What do robbers put in their christmas stocking ...

    Their heads ...

    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    I was just talking to my mum and her battery went dead.
    So I finished her off with my fingers.

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    Try this puzzle
    This maths sequence can predict your favorite film...mine was jaws. Not sure how
    it works but it does!!

    Try it, it works

    Pick a number between 1-9

    Multiply by 3

    Add 3 to
    that number

    Multiply again
    by 3

    Add the two digits together

    3. Oliver Twist

    4. Star Wars

    5. Forrest Gump

    6. Saving Private Ryan

    7. Jaws

    8. Grease

    9. The Joy Of Anal Sex With Leather Clad Lady Boys

    10. Mary Poppins

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    Quote Originally Posted by McChav View Post
    Try this puzzle
    This maths sequence can predict your favorite film...mine was jaws. Not sure how
    it works but it does!!

    Try it, it works

    Pick a number between 1-9

    Multiply by 3

    Add 3 to
    that number

    Multiply again
    by 3

    Add the two digits together

    3. Oliver Twist

    4. Star Wars

    5. Forrest Gump

    6. Saving Private Ryan

    7. Jaws

    8. Grease

    9. The Joy Of Anal Sex With Leather Clad Lady Boys

    10. Mary Poppins


    :rotfl: bastard

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    I've worked out that, the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room ...
    Last edited by Eric Morecambe; 19-12-2011 at 09:05 AM.
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    eBay is fantastic ...

    Just sold my homing pigeon for the 10th time this month !!

    Wey Hey !!
    "He’ll never sell any ice cream going at that speed"

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    when i first landed in jail i spent the first four hours being relentlessly buggered
    my dad takes monopoly far too seriously

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    Graham Boylan
    This is not a gif. It is an actual video of Fedor doing infinate press ups.
    3-0-0

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    why did chikan cross the road lads, to get the egg hahahaha have good cristmas boys
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Johny-Boy/215858055149963?ref=ts wbc world champ 19-0

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