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    Hello again my freinds.

    As acting sage of the Forum, I feel it is my duty to advise you on matters of the heart. To avoid anyone winding up in a PaulJono like situation (see the sticky thread).

    So to that end, if you wish to find out how highly your lady or a lady of your choice ranks on the Frakes opiniometer, send a worksafe photo to this thread and I shall impart my valiant and gallant rating out of Eight (which ends with T)

    The Frakes opiniometer is as follows if anyone else would like to pass their manly judgement.

    1 - Manly, and not in a valiant way, makes my beard want to move face.
    2 - On the ugly side of plain
    3 - Plain Jane
    4 - Averagely decent, might consider looking
    5 - Above average, would look but not touch
    6 - Pretty
    7 - A valiant beaut
    8 - This woman is either Frakes' girlfriend or soon to receive his order of FIRE!

    Who will get us started?
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serotonin+ View Post
    Hmm a fine start. Frakes can appreciate that this is a lady who looks after herself well, and just look at those pearly whites.

    A valiant 6.
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JonathanFrakes View Post
    Hmm a fine start. Frakes can appreciate that this is a lady who looks after herself well, and just look at those pearly whites.

    A valiant 6.
    Thats your wife.......
    Genetically Different.

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    And before anyone complains about the low rating, she's not as young as she once was and is sometimes slow to respond when told to FIRE!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serotonin+ View Post
    Thats your wife.......
    Yes, but even marriage doesn't make you rate at eight!
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

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    damn, I misread that title at first. I thought it was a terribly bold statement to make.
    'I'm not saying I couldn't find a few minutes a day to read a forum, but somehow I've managed to make it through these past few years without being called a faggot on a daily basis.'

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    Immediate caption competition!!!

    'The feel of an erect penis suddenly made Ricky re-think his plans for the evening.'
    'I'm not saying I couldn't find a few minutes a day to read a forum, but somehow I've managed to make it through these past few years without being called a faggot on a daily basis.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Boogaloo View Post
    damn, I misread that title at first. I thought it was a terribly bold statement to make.
    Never replace T with P
    I am number 1, because Picard says so.

    Ask Frakes!

    Do you know a Fridgeless Fail? Send them HERE!

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