Hello again my freinds.
As acting sage of the Forum, I feel it is my duty to advise you on matters of the heart. To avoid anyone winding up in a PaulJono like situation (see the sticky thread).
So to that end, if you wish to find out how highly your lady or a lady of your choice ranks on the Frakes opiniometer, send a worksafe photo to this thread and I shall impart my valiant and gallant rating out of Eight (which ends with T)
The Frakes opiniometer is as follows if anyone else would like to pass their manly judgement.
1 - Manly, and not in a valiant way, makes my beard want to move face.
2 - On the ugly side of plain
3 - Plain Jane
4 - Averagely decent, might consider looking
5 - Above average, would look but not touch
6 - Pretty
7 - A valiant beaut
8 - This woman is either Frakes' girlfriend or soon to receive his order of FIRE!
Who will get us started?