Frakes will Rate your Date

[JonathanFrakes]

Hello again my freinds.

As acting sage of the Forum, I feel it is my duty to advise you on matters of the heart. To avoid anyone winding up in a PaulJono like situation (see the sticky thread).

So to that end, if you wish to find out how highly your lady or a lady of your choice ranks on the Frakes opiniometer, send a worksafe photo to this thread and I shall impart my valiant and gallant rating out of Eight (which ends with T)

The Frakes opiniometer is as follows if anyone else would like to pass their manly judgement.

1 - Manly, and not in a valiant way, makes my beard want to move face.
2 - On the ugly side of plain
3 - Plain Jane
4 - Averagely decent, might consider looking
5 - Above average, would look but not touch
6 - Pretty
7 - A valiant beaut
8 - This woman is either Frakes' girlfriend or soon to receive his order of FIRE!

Who will get us started?

[Serotonin+]

[JonathanFrakes]

Hmm a fine start. Frakes can appreciate that this is a lady who looks after herself well, and just look at those pearly whites.

A valiant 6.

[Serotonin+]

Hmm a fine start. Frakes can appreciate that this is a lady who looks after herself well, and just look at those pearly whites.

A valiant 6.

Thats your wife.......

[JonathanFrakes]

And before anyone complains about the low rating, she's not as young as she once was and is sometimes slow to respond when told to FIRE!

[JonathanFrakes]

Thats your wife.......

Yes, but even marriage doesn't make you rate at eight!

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

damn, I misread that title at first. I thought it was a terribly bold statement to make.

[MMAlien]

[Jimmy Boogaloo]

Immediate caption competition!!!

'The feel of an erect penis suddenly made Ricky re-think his plans for the evening.'

[JonathanFrakes]

damn, I misread that title at first. I thought it was a terribly bold statement to make.

Never replace T with P