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    Default Work Today!

    Finally leaving the sponging route!

    Work trial at a solicitors today for bussiness admin apprentiship.

    This is gonna be a longgggggggg day!


    Hope i get my own computer - do a bit of cage warrioring!
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    Awww good luck!

    Have a good day & don't do too much 'cage warrioring' on your first day....at least wait until your 2nd day! LOL

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    Couple of hints.
    Use your spell checker a LOT
    Don't use forums AT ALL

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    if you do your job as well as you do at getting laided, you may aswell just quit now

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    ^ Although that was very funny, it was a very harsh shot.
    Is ready to die for that inch.

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    i think you should start an apprenticeship as a self publicist.

    after years of sponging, before the first day of proper graft in years you're already moaning and hoping you get a computer so you can socialise rather than work.

    deary me, kids of today.
    "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war"
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    Paul gets his first taste of the real world, this thread has potential.

    good luck mate, be sure to inform us all how much real life differs from how you imagined it.

    And no, the hottie at the office does not fancy you.

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    I gotta admit to shedding a tear when I read this; our little virginous boy has taken the first steps to becoming an adult!, it makes me so proud!

    I remember how he's grown in his time here....how he'd say he'd turn up to train and constantly let people down before getting a beating off Dan John, finally making him train properly and get in the ring and fight a 14 year old...now, after being berated for being fuck-lazy, he's gone and gotten a job.....all that needs to happen now is for him to get a gf he actually gets a piece off and we'll have lost him forever! :'(

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    On a side note; good luck Paul and, for fuck's sake, don't spell "bussiness" like that!

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    Hamstisco. All that's left for you to do is fuck a hot secretary over a desk/photocopier/water cooler and release your hamster from the shackles of sexual slavery and you will be a man, my son.

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