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    If you pull a bird and take her back to your gaff, pull her knickers down ready to plough your beef , but suddenly get a whif of her quim and it smells like a pike, would you still do the deed or decline and ask for a chew instead? or volley her out of the door for being a dirty bitch?

    Smelly fanny ftw or for the bin?

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    I'd still shag the fuck out of it, you've took the time and effect to get the bitch back to your place so why not go fishing. Get baited up and slap that fucker side to side.
    Taking this shit, one day at a time.

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    Suggest baging her in the shower. If your both drunk it will seem like the best idea ever, and then you can hose her down first. Then bang her, flick her a pound and point her to the bus stop.
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Fuck that make her get her own bus fare... consider it payment for stinking up your bed sheets.
    Taking this shit, one day at a time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzly. View Post
    Fuck that make her get her own bus fare... consider it payment for stinking up your bed sheets.
    Nahh Im a gent
    How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies

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    Its hard to have respect for a girl who has a stinky fanny.
    No need for it IMO.
    Less time on hair + make-up = more time on disenfecting gash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ross90 View Post
    Suggest baging her in the shower. If your both drunk it will seem like the best idea ever, and then you can hose her down first. Then bang her, flick her a pound and point her to the bus stop.
    This is the correct way to handle things
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    Do Not Want Stinky Fud!
    No longer playing World of Warcraft. Goodbye fond memories
    FUCK THE ALLIANCE

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    There is nothing more off-putting about a woman than a rank smell, be it bad breath, BO or rancid tuppence. Get rid. She's probably more diseased than the monkey from Outbreak.

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    Scampi & Lemon Nik Naks! mmmmmm
    I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness.

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