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    Default Too fucking serious.....

    .....on here. All anycunt talks about is fighting.
    Lets tell a joke me first.
    A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"

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    TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

    10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.

    9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

    8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

    7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

    6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

    5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.

    4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

    3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"

    2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy's ass.

    1. Lipstick on the mouse.



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    A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
    'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.

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    Unusual Funeral

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
    morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
    approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long
    black hearse about 50 feet behind the
    first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
    woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
    back, were about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman was so curious that she respectfully
    approached the woman walking the dog and said,
    "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
    bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
    Whose
    funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    "What happened to him?"

    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
    trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Balls View Post
    Unusual Funeral

    A woman was leaving a convenience store with her
    morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession
    approaching the nearby cemetery.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long
    black hearse about 50 feet behind the
    first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
    woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance
    back, were about 200 women walking single file.

    The woman was so curious that she respectfully
    approached the woman walking the dog and said,
    "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
    bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
    Whose
    funeral is it?"

    "My husband's."

    "What happened to him?"

    The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

    She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

    The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was
    trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

    A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"
    "Get in line."

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    Englishman, Irishman & Scotsman sitting in the pub, talking about how they picked their kids names.

    Englishman, "My son was born on St Georges day, so i called him George."

    Scotsman, "My son was born on St Andrews day, so i called him Andrew."

    Irishman replies, "Thats how I named my son, Pancake."

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    Plagerised (sp? for all you serious cunt$) from The Star yesterday. Think that was the general idea of it anyway.

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    Too serious? Theres probably alot more bullshit threads + trolling than real threads!

    I guess 99% of the bullshit threads are posted daily by me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Balls View Post
    .....on here. All anycunt talks about is fighting.
    Lets tell a joke me first.
    A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!"
    Just having a look around?

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    ma jokes are pish.
    really need to stop drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Balls View Post
    ma jokes are pish.
    really need to stop drinking.
    haha we never woulda guessed

    have you actually been to General Discussion? There are threads on there about god knows what haha
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