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    Marvin is charging a pound for an autograph or photo in Kilmarnock. I on the other hand will give them for free as I don't have a smack habit to feed.


    And I told yous Bullit was alive.
    Rob McCrum, Pro BW. www.bjjscotland.co.uk

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    My name is big marvin a stay in othank. ma dog is a legend , ma burd is a
    skank am bigtal and skinny , my eyes have now sank, a swagger about
    like am built like a tank. a like to get high on prescription drugs n
    when av no food al just eat the dugs. a know its no big and a kno its no
    clever a only drink turps tae clean oot ma liver. a...m happy as larry am
    high as a kite, ma trousers are stinkn of pish sweat n shite! ma life on
    the drugs has taken its toll , bt it doesny stop me gettn ma hole. we
    shag on the bed we shag on the rug, ma wee darlin angel... bullet the
    dug!

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    funny as fuck....actually makes it look like there's some place worse than Dundee.....

    and even James Cameron would struggle with that......
    Last edited by Soreshins; 28-05-2010 at 06:58 AM.

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    A blind rabbit & blind rat ran in 2 each other in the woods 1 day. "Who the fuck are u" asked the rabbit. "I dont know, I'm blind." said the rat. "So am I."said the rabbit, " Why dont we feel each other all over & try to guess what we are." The rat went 1st. "You're really furry with big floppy ears & a wee bobbed tail. You're a rabbit!" Then the rabbit "You've got very short prickly hair, horrible wee teeth, counter sunk eyes, & u stink of pish. Are you Marvin fae The SCHEME?

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    Just around 5 minutes in on the first episode Marvin is rubbing Bullits stomach and the dog shoots it's muck all over the gouch couch.

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    Did anyone watch the third episode last night? Cringed me to f**k

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    Colgate have gone bust in Scheme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nimmy View Post
    Colgate have gone bust in Scheme
    Haha most of their teeth look like the rows of derelict buildings that sorround them.

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    For me it's lost it's appeal now, I think the joke has run it's course. Frankly seeing some total jake shooting up smack 10 minutes after i've ate my dinner wasn't ideal.

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