BJJ Black Belt in Carluke?

[D.H.B.]

For those two weeks lovey nobody could tap me as jizz was coming out my pours and the manly smells frightened everyone!

[JonathanFrakes]

For those two weeks lovey nobody could tap me as jizz was coming out my pours and the manly scenT frightened everyone!

Fixed that for you mate.

[JonathanFrakes]

I am now officially the hardest man Carluke has produced, now that I have mastered the "Lieutenant Kengla Maneuver".

[bean]

i just meant that every 2nd thread in the scottish forum looks as though there are petty arguments, fighters and teams being pinpointed and slagged
to an outsider, it looks as though there is a lot of bitching in the game up there, i may be wrong
i also dont see what the sore point is with this guy, what if he wasnt a black belt, he would just be emmbarrasing himself, and would be found out in time, the way anyone claiming to be one would
being a bb is the one thing that cannot be faked in mma
hopefully for the game in scotland, the guy is, and proves a lot of peple wrong

The largest majority of arguments I have seen in the sub-forum are because someone signs up with a pseudonym and attempts to troll (generally) someone from Dinkys (ref: grippimps hard on for no love). Or they are amazingly evasive (ref: scottish_mma_governemnt).

I don't understand the guys problem with giving his lineage? Can see photos? Of who?? Had his ident copied before? A name isn't personal enough to be held as personally identifying unless it's amazingly distinct.

[JonathanFrakes]

DistincT names you say?

Should I change my name to Sheherazade Agamemnon Frakes?

[bean]

DistincT names you say?

Should I change my name to Sheherazade Agamemnon Frakes?

I think you should do this by de'poll in a swifT and valianT manner.

[markjitsu]

mark connor( redbelt ) >someone in a different country>you wouldn't have heard of him>this guy who's dead now>can't remember his name because of a head injury and the resulting amnesia>it's a secret.

i'd be happy to show all you guys my skills (if you dare), but after the explosion in 'nam, i've got no arms or legs anymore...

[DCurrie]

Yes I was a black belt in bjj, do I consider myself one now? No I don't as I have suffered a fractured cervical spine, ie I broke my neck, so can no longer role really, and have nt been able to since my accident in 2006!

Haven't read all the posts so might have been mentioned and can't be arsed to check but to be a black belt in 2006 in UK would have been HUGE. The first 3 UK black belts were only awarded in October 2005 (not including people like Scott Goddard and Ben Poppleton who was born in UK but living abroad when promoted) and don't think there were any more til 2007 when my wife was promoted.

Could be wrong but don't think I am unless the guy in question is not from UK.

Regardless, once a black belt always a black belt.

[Reedy]

I never for a second thought you were Paul Reed. Paul Reed has the balls to say what he thinks under his real name to anyone, he has my respect for that.

Im not going to prove OMMAB is not me on here as im a martial artist and you all argue to much on in Scotland. But come down to the club and we can have a chat about it. I wont roll with you though as you might all tap me out and i have a broken back.

[Reedy]

We had a pro boxer train with us at Olympians for a while, from Greece,told us he had several pro matches, but he must of been really out of practise or something as everytime you hit him he would turn away and stop and his boxing was pretty shit.

One of the cleaners at my work has told me he is a BJJ brown belt, he seen me watching some mma and got chatting. Now he is from brasil and i think he might be telling the truth, ive been dying to get him to come to the gym but he works 16 hours a day and hasnt trained in about a year.