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Thread: 25 Million Candlepower Hid Xenon Spotlight / Flashlight!

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    Default 25 Million Candlepower Hid Xenon Spotlight / Flashlight!

    Thinking of getting one of these, I have a few uses for it.

    1) nextdoor put there little constant yapping dog out at 12:30 for 10 mins to take a crap. Thinking I might shut it up with a sharp boost of sunlight. might render it blind for 5 seconds.

    2) neighbours boyfriend often seen hanging around waiting for girlfriend at end of my drive, might let him know I am there.

    3) might temporarily blind a few cyclists who ride down the pavement outside my house.

    anyone got any other good uses for this...

    If you need a friend, get a dog !
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    Home made Batman signal light?

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    you could construct some sort of frame for it to sit behind you, then walk around at night and to passers by you will have an almost god like omnipotent aura surrounding you.

    just an idea..... lol

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    ^^ hahahaha

    "I can grant you 3 wishes , but you must show me your tits first !" kind of thing ...?

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    or maybe use this around town for chav burning

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100616/...o-870a197.html

    will look awesome if you wear brown hessian clothing and a cloak -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yak View Post
    or maybe use this around town for chav burning

    http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100616/...o-870a197.html

    will look awesome if you wear brown hessian clothing and a cloak -
    star trek fans must be gutted , they never get any cool shit like this

    If you need a friend, get a dog !
    http://www.PositiveAggression.co.uk/

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    ^^^^^

    I want one, thats like the best advert for that product ever.

    must admit, if you are granting three wishes that lightsaber would be perfect for smiting any non believers.

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    I read FLESHLIGHT.

    ...

    Fuck.
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    not sure walking around town with a FLESHLIGHT would do me any favours ...

    If you need a friend, get a dog !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bateman View Post
    ^^ hahahaha

    "I can grant you 3 wishes , but you must show me your tits first !" kind of thing ...?
    This is the best idea ever.

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